Bill invites some friends round for a party, when all of a sudden a little man about a foot tall walks into the room, hops onto the piano stool and starts playing the piano absolutely beautifully. His friend Joe says, "wow that guy is amazing, where on earth did you find him?". Bill responds, "well I found this magic lamp with a genie inside, and he granted me one wish". "thats great, can I use it?" asks Joe. Bill agrees and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs it, and sure enough out pops a genie who offers him one wish. "I want a million bucks" says Joe. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims, "hey, I asked for a million BUCKS! not DUCKS! Bill explains, "yes, he's a bit deaf isn't he? You don't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"