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Tough crowd here.
Oh god tell me about it
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Oh god tell me about it
Are you pissing folks off or something?

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Are you pissing folks off or something?
I couldn't possibly do such a thing, I'm too nice a guy
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Fine, I shall tell you another one then..........

A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him. The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug. The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss. The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up". "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman
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Is that a real laugh or a sympathy laugh?
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It was a good joke.
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It was a good joke.
Cheers bro, another coming up shortly.
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2 jokes today, as I wasn't able to post one yesterday
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
I'm lmao, and everyone at work is staring at me.

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I'm lmao, and everyone at work is staring at me.

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I'm still deciding what the 2nd joke should be
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I'm still deciding what the 2nd joke should be
first chapter in public speaking . get the crowds attention within few minutes if not u can never get them

little advice from an arsenal fan... add some spice (sex) in it and watch the crowd go wild
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first chapter in public speaking . get the crowds attention within few minutes if not u can never get them

little advice from an arsenal fan... add some spice (sex) in it and watch the crowd go wild
Will this one do then?

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
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