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Good thing Adam is not posting more lame jokes, what a mug that adam was
What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
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Why was six scared of seven?


Because seven ATE nine.

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Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why is a room filled with married people always empty?
There isn't a single person in it.

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What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
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I hadn't heard that one before

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Lame humour:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Nacho cheese.


I never heard this one!
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A guy goes to his psychiatrist and says "Doc, I think I'm going nuts. One night I dream I'm a wigwam, and the next night I dream I'm a tipi."

The doc says "You're not going nuts. You're just two tents."
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A guy goes to his psychiatrist and says "Doc, I think I'm going nuts. One night I dream I'm a wigwam, and the next night I dream I'm a tipi."

The doc says "You're not going nuts. You're just two tents."
i like that one

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great thraed ever!
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A married couple have just finished their dinner, when the man turns to his wife and says "right love, put your coat on. I'm off to the pub".

"Am I coming with you?" she asks.

"Don't be so silly", says the husband...."I'm turning the heating off".

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