A guy goes to his psychiatrist and says "Doc, I think I'm going nuts. One night I dream I'm a wigwam, and the next night I dream I'm a tipi."
The doc says "You're not going nuts. You're just two tents."
i like that one
The Tennis Diet:
On the eve of the Roddick/Cilic match, my brother made Seafood Marinara. Can't eat it,
it's not part of the diet; it is enemy food. ie. Marin-ara Cilic.
I also did not eat Curry 'cos it rhymes with Murray.
I fangirl for Roddickulous, Youzhless and the Djoke.