Um... so I just got hit on by a... gay guy. I know what you're all thinking, I'm going to start bashing gay people like crazy. Guess what? You maybe right, we'll see. I like to just keep typing, I don't plan anything out. I dunno why I'm telling you that I type w/e pops in without a layout, but w/e. Back to the whole gay guy thing. For some of you that know, I'm taking Accounting II this semester and I just got back from taking this test. So here is what happened:
I got to the class a bit early and there are already some other people there discussing probable test questions, so I'm like, "Cool, I'm down with that." So I pull out my shit and we just start quizing each other. Then the professor comes and he unlocks the door. So as we make our way in, I get a tap on my shoulder and it's one of the guys that I was quizing back and forth with. He says, "Hey man, do you think I can get your number so we can study more often?" and I'm like, "Sure man" and then I give it to him. Then he smiles and says, "Do you mind if I ask you out some time too?" I laugh, "You're kidding, right?" and he says "No man, I'm gay... I thought you were gay too..." I just said, "No way dude, that's nasty as hell! I like girls..." and I didn't realize that I insulted him, but he says, "Wow, grow up. You looked like a cool guy but I can tell you're a jerk. Here's your number, you have no idea on what you're missing out on." I couldn't believe it. At first I thought my friends payed some guy to do that for revenge on stuff I've done to them, but it just didn't fit. So I sat there for half an hour, staring at my blank scantron. I felt sick... and I kept clenching my ass cheeks too. I was really paranoid about it, I had a feeling that he was looking at me thinking about ways to get his gay friends and him to **** me or something. I dunno man, that was one of the worst experiences ever, besides the time I caught my brother making out with my cat. What?
I get my test grade tomorrow.