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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-01-2002, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
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More than 100%?

Old but so true (especially on this board ) :

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you......
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it...

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I am the captain of my pain"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-01-2002, 10:22 AM
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Hey - didnt i send that to you once????

Youre copywriting my emails now, huh??? Talking of which get a move on ive been waiting forever *slap*

Some body told me you'd found new bonhomie
Going places you'd never go with me
I felt myself become a bitter old shrew
Oh id have bitten you in two if you would let me

Somebody told me youd found places to go
new people to know, new ladies and so
I felt myself become a bitter old shrew
Id have bitten her too, if you would let me

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Hu?? I was expecting an e-mail from you!

"Yes, let me tell you once again
I am the captain of my pain"
Nick Cave and the bad seeds - Brother, my cup is empty
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-01-2002, 10:38 AM Thread Starter
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Oh yeah, indeed this is yours Julie. so guys all credit to Julie (how much was asskissing worth again? )

"Yes, let me tell you once again
I am the captain of my pain"
Nick Cave and the bad seeds - Brother, my cup is empty
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Yes, all credit too me

and re the email - i was waiting for you

Some body told me you'd found new bonhomie
Going places you'd never go with me
I felt myself become a bitter old shrew
Oh id have bitten you in two if you would let me

Somebody told me youd found places to go
new people to know, new ladies and so
I felt myself become a bitter old shrew
Id have bitten her too, if you would let me

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