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Clown,absolute clown,Grigor,must be ban for the rest of the year !Im not even angry for this mug....and just after 3 days when he played Haas and served great,now he didnt remember how to serve and of course missed BPs like a clown,get a life ,y dont deserve to be seeded for US,u just dont !And not that angry im tired of ur stupid act like always

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Losing against Granollabar on hard? Shame i missed that match.

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Re: Your favourite MTF rants

I have a few but that one where Burrow goes all Liam Neeson on Sweet Cleo was pretty epic

Particular set of skills, etc.

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I have a few but that one where Burrow goes all Liam Neeson on Sweet Cleo was pretty epic

Particular set of skills, etc.
Must be this one

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for attention, I can tell you I don't like you but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop posting that photo now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will terminate your MTF account.

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Everyone thought Fed and Nadull would decline at the same time, Fed being older and Nadull running so much more and starting so young. It looked that way this year as well. Then uncle Tony stepped in and now Nadull is having his best results ever. Nadull continues to defy all natural science and logic. If that's what it takes to delay the Mugray-Fakervic era I guess I'm OK with it, but it is sad to see how shameless Nadull is compared to the aging, injured Federer who is heading towards his retirement gracefully.
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Remember how Federer goes out of his way to know the players from his country, juniors/wheelchair/doubles tennis, and uses his star power for the good of the whole sport? Well you take it for granted until someone like Mugray shows you what selfishness looks like This poor guy Mcgee, who is exactly the kind of mediocre player who needs star power advocating for more equitable prize money and media attention in the UK, knows Nadull better than his own countryman. Now this poor guy will go back to challengers and grinding the African circuit while Mugray celebrates his collaboration with Mugresmo and acts the perfect media whore.

e: Yes I know Ireland is not in the UK but in terms of media coverage and Mugray's potential power on behalf of his fellow players it's irrelevant. Shameful that Mugray feels no responsibility for anyone lower ranked than him.
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USO SF: Cilic def. Federer: 6-3 6-4 6-4

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been through all kind of shits with Fed but this is easily the most disgusting tennis match I have ever witnessed. Now Fed you can freely embarrassing yourself till fifties because everything you will ever do won't come close to this. You now how pathetic you became when the most pathetic choker in history of sports doesn't choke against you. Utterly disgusting scenes

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Must be this one
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I have been through a full rehab and detox and now you're bringing back flash backs of my dark past. What if it all comes back now?

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Tennis lost big time here
Talented shotmaker from Russia has been robbed by moonballing slicing antitennis servebot pusher
LOL at those pathetic Dimugtards who thought that Dimitrov is an attacking player
This one was pretty good.
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That's him intentionally being a muppet^ lol
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Also that one from Slice Ace.


"And about Mugray what can be said? Terrible player, ugly face, despicable human being, bla bla bla".

But I think the mod crew deleted that one.
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That's small stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you... the best quote in MTF history.

From 2003's legendary thread "Why do guys who arent jackasses never get the girl?".

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jesus... plenty of tossers in here... gotta take a leaf outta my mate's handbook, the king of temple bar... there's no such word as rejection... the one that knock's ya back never happened... just means that you're one more closer to jackpot... refines your game... get out there.. get your game well oiled... dont cop one knock back and walk on home you sons of pussies... you gonna cop more knock backs than successes... there's no secret... just trial and error... till you've finally found 'your game'... and also, you'll start to pick up the vibe better the more you get your funk on... remember, it doesnt take one to tango... it takes two you dumb c***, so dont be too conscious about your game or you'll fukt it up... use the force, let it flow you nutless sack of shit... then, after plenty of practice, your strike rate starts to lower... you not gonna be a paidi on the dance floor forever, but you sure as shit fukn will be if you throw one shape and walk home after you pretend you pulled a hammy... bullshit... bust thru that barrier... no point learning your game flying han solo - that shit is reserved only for the masters, like me (and also employers of rohypnol, also like me) - so go get your posse together, or maybe a trusty wingman'll do... hit the popular bars... find the tourist haunts... broaden your cross section... don't fuck around and over think this shit, it's simple logic... dont fuck your game up with a series of toothless local wenches... go get some random muff... do it... i believe in you son... and yes, you are fucking ugly... but that dont matter, you a guy, right...? you meant to be ugly dickhead, ugly guys can still run shit... not the other way tho... power to you my friend...

and, most importantly, put that penis pump on order...

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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One of pepita's rants

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*introduce random Sweet_Cleopatra comment from when Nadal is losing*

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Federer will be remembered for his lack of fitness in the latter stages of his career. I mean he won RG with visible manboobs
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