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Paw faulting than.

Plus, you would need to accommodate the tennis court with a litter box.
I think Buttons can hold it for a match. However, I would bring a little dish for his water and food.

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Not unless they DNA test at this event. Have you checked?
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Not unless they DNA test at this event. Have you checked?
No DNA testing, but you have to at least look alike to really sell it. Luckily, I have very cat-like facial features.
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Will be exposed for the doping pussy that he is.
He is pretty muscular...

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I reckon Buttons would beat Johnny Groove in three.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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I reckon Buttons would beat Johnny Groove in three.
In BO5, yeah... Buttons would never lose a set to him in BO3, though.

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you can't brag about having a tennis-playing cat (or any cat) and then not post pics of said cat! Internet rules.

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you can't brag about having a tennis-playing cat (or any cat) and then not post pics of said cat! Internet rules.
Obviously someone hasn't been keeping up with their Freaky posts.

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So there's this brother-brother doubles tournament every year at a local tennis club... Last year I played with my older bro, but now that he's in college I don't have anyone to play with. So I was thinking about signing my cat, Buttons, up as my doubles partner and then showing up with him in some specialized cat tennis attire. Would opponents find this funny or insulting? How would the tournament organizer react? Is it worth pulling off such a prank, knowing it would be a solid waste of 32 U.S. dollars?

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I've just pissed myself.

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Bet your cat is better than you

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Bet your cat is better than you
I agree, can't imagine what he'd dish out to Kowchi, then.

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