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RDucky and His adventures with Canned FRUIT

okay 30min i found a canned fruit in my house,all kinds of fruit in the can, then it all started, i go for a can opener and this piece of shit would not work..i trying for so long..didnt open the can but it did cut my hand.

so next i try a knife, i get the can opened 1/4 and cut my hand again. i leave it in the kitchen, leave all mad because i cant have CANNED FRUIT then 10min later i go back again to tackle this problem, as im walking to the kitchen I hit my BIG TOE on a chair, if anyone has ever done that, you know what pain i was in. so for 3rd time i try to open it, as i pick up the CANNED FRUIT, i drop it and notice on there other side there is a like thing you can pull to open the CANNED FRUIT but the lable was backwards so i never looked before. at this point im cussing up so much, i might of woke up my parents well i fianlly got it open and its quite good

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Poor Ducky. Shame on the canned fruit for causing you so much pain.

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But I hope it tasted good anyway.

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But I hope it tasted good anyway.
it did. even with 2 cuts and the toe hurting

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that sounds really dangerous and painful
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ducky...were you drunk?!!!

Fact of the day : Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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ducky...were you drunk?!!!
No not at all but friday night i will...1st night back to school

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almost everything has a pull top now

Fact of the day : Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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almost everything has a pull top now
it's Dole's fault for putting the stick upside down..

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bastards

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I know..they can expect a law suit from me

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it's Dole's fault for putting the stick upside down..

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Poor guy....

Talk to the hand because the ears don't hear you.
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Poor guy....
i know.

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all of the ladies should come over and get naked to make me feel better
I think BG is still in the US. You should give him a call .
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