The 3rd one was bizarre. I didn't even have to really read it. Then again this is not uncommon. If you search long enough on EBAY you will find things like that. I seem to remember coming across a 'Derek Jeter dinner fork' one day. Just crazy crap like that.
"I think that now and until the end of my career, I can really play with my mind at peace, and no longer hear that I've never won Roland Garros." - Roger Federer