When I was 6, I stole a hand buzzer by accident from a gift shop in a park. I just kinda walked out with it in my hand. I didn't want to go put it back because I thought I'd get in trouble.
I actually wasn't a terrible child. I didn't become a walking horror show until high school.
I was not the one during my high school years. I wasn't a bully and I never started fights, but I did finish them. I beat the brakes off a girl who called me out my name and got in my face. You know how people yell "do something" and they don't expect for something to be done? Yeah, I was not the person to say that to. I only remember grabbing her by the hair, ramming her face into the lockers and throwing her down. After that, I remember being pulled off of her with scratched up arms and bloody knuckles. I was so mad I completely blacked out. I got into at least 6 fights during those dreadful 4 years and that was the only time I ever got suspended for fighting. And it wasn't even "real" suspension. It was ISS (in school suspension). The administration really liked me
. Trust me, though. That girl had that ass-whoopin coming for about a year and a half. I showed GREAT restraint during that time but she caught me on a really bad day.
I had a really dry, sick sense of humor when I was in high school; very dark. I also had a pretty short temper and no filter. So that's probably why I got into so many fights. Didn't help that they never had to hear it secondhand so there was never a possibility that I didn't say it. When I talked about you, I talked to you. Teenagers can't handle being read for filth
My username comes from something I did when I was 18 in the room where my mother keeps her sorority stuff (she's a Zeta). Use your imaginations as to what it was.
Age 16 - I beat the crap out of my sister while we were in a mall. She popped off at the mouth and I could not take it anymore. I swear I put the fear of God into her because she shut the hell up after that and didn't tell our parents that I smacked her up.
But as you can see in my avatar, I mellowed and turned out just fine.