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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.
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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.
I just had my dinner after reading this. My stomach is churning and dont feel to good
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I honestly have always tried to be good to other people. Haven't gotten into a fight since elementary school age, never killed any animal (try not to kill insects) and am vegetarian, never done anything too awful to anyone. Certainly not 2003 level

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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.

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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.
The above post has had me in stitches. An absolute peach.

I never really did anything as rancid as our piss friend, but I probably did everything else. I was wild at school. More suspensions than Joey Barton.
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Oh I used to beat my little sister pretty hard when she was little (most of the times for silly reasons I think). My little bro too. This is probably the most terrible thing I have done. I can't believe I was doing all this () but thankfully now I'm the complete opposite.
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I am a very very warm-hearted and good person IRL. Maybe the only bad thing i've done was in 9th grade , i was insulting so badly a girl from our class that she litterally cried and went to the school doctor to take some pills.
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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.
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I am a very very warm-hearted and good person IRL. Maybe the only bad thing i've done was in 9th grade , i was insulting so badly a girl from our class that she litterally cried and went to the school doctor to take some pills.
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Certainly what I'd call a "good person IRL"...
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I stole some baseball cards from the store when I was little. I don't even know why, I didn't even like baseball. My mom called me out and then dragged me back to the store to make me apologise

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At high school I used to go into the same bathroom every day, multiple times, and piss all over the toilet seats, toilet floors, and flood the entire bathroom with water and piss, so that when people would walk around in there, they would be walking in puddles of piss.

Occasionally I would shit on the floor too, or put the lid down on the toilet and crap ontop of it.
You are definitely the kid that wiped shit on the walls of my school toilets. Quality post.
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When I was in middle school there was this crazy girl who was in my biology class, one day we were making cheese balls and when she was at the bathroom, I put the cheese on her seat and she sat in it! Walked around for the next hour with cheese on her pants before she realized. Didn't feel bad because this girl was psycho and she went out of her way to make everyone's lives hell. But everyone thought it was funny and I didn't get in trouble.

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