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Story in 3 words

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You can post only three words per post and make a story
On every 100 posts we will start a new story, just copy previous post.

I will start


Once upon a


Stories


Once upon a
time there was
three blind mice
that were helpless
little furry creatures
with tiny brains
But large testicles
with which they
hunt for food
quite unsuccessfully. But
whenever they do
they always make
something quite extraordinary
so that everyone
can see bar
none, they are
the best in
the testing lab.

An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
cantankerous imitation of
a stuck pig
in a hole
filled with shit.


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Doubles : 116 (Best 50) -

Finals CH

Singles : 4:4
Doubles : 10:9 CH (ATP 4:0) - Won Chengdu (with Allez-Alejo)

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time there was

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three blind mice
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that were helpless

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little furry creatures

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with tiny brains

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But large testicles

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but with huge

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with which they

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But large testicles
Are you kidding me?
Disregard my previous post.

hunt for food

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quite unsuccessfully. But

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whenever they do
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It will be good to copy the all story


Once upon a
time there was
three blind mice
that were helpless
little furry creatures
with tiny brains
But large testicles
with which they
hunt for food
quite unsuccessfully. But
whenever they do
they always make


Tennis Tipping 2016


Singles : 189 (Best 88) -
Doubles : 116 (Best 50) -

Finals CH

Singles : 4:4
Doubles : 10:9 CH (ATP 4:0) - Won Chengdu (with Allez-Alejo)
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Once upon a
time there was
three blind mice
that were helpless
little furry creatures
with tiny brains
But large testicles
with which they
hunt for food
quite unsuccessfully. But
whenever they do
they always make
something quite extraordinary
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Once upon a
time there was
three blind mice
that were helpless
little furry creatures
with tiny brains
But large testicles
with which they
hunt for food
quite unsuccessfully. But
whenever they do
they always make
something quite extraordinary
so that everyone
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