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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story

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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
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Re: Story in 3 words

An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
cantankerous imitation of

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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
cantankerous imitation of
a stuck pig

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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
cantankerous imitation of
a stuck pig
in a hole

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An exigent Armadillo
vociferously proclaimed her
right to drink
a-lot of alochol
with a-pinch of
salt and pepper
because then she
felt warm inside
so much that
she peed herself.
After that she
screwed herself by
killing the mice
using a humongous
chocolate-filled lollipop
that had been
used by Michael-Jackson
and also been
coated with poison.
The Ghosts of
those slain mice
and Mafiosa, Tio-Tony
haunted her dreams
making her sweat.
Leng Jai shaped
history by narrating
a sweet little
underdog boxing story
of the Real-Number-8
A rich brat
from East Timor
who did a
cantankerous imitation of
a stuck pig
in a hole
filled with shit.
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why new story? the story didn't cross 100 posts
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why new story? the story didn't cross 100 posts
To be honest, the previous story was going no where. And the rule doesn't have to be applied strictly.

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