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"I WANT MY MAMMA!" because there he saw a dead woman who looked just like the old lady he had given directions to a few minutes earlier. She was lying.....

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in a semi decompose state with maggots munching on her scalp
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FartTard, being the curious guy he is, reached down and picked up a maggot and popped it in his mouth. "not bad" he thought. He walked through the building and came upon........

Fact of the day : Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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a wild party that had hot chicks prancing everywhere. there was one chick, who was gyrating her body against the door in a sexual way that said,
"hey hotstuff, you wanna *beep* me? "

farttard was aghast at that invitation he dutifully said yes and was escorted to a room.
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And in the room they had a good quick *beep* then....

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a bulldozer came crashing in thereby destroying the walls of the room.
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the girl was crushed by the falling walls. But FartTard manages to escape through the bathroom window. When he got out onto the street....

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he stopped and looked over...........BAM!!!!! Another premonition........something serious was about to happen.............



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He walked a couple of blocks and realised that he could not contain it any longer and did this





"AhhhhH! What a relieve"
But unfortunately, everything that spilled out began to contaminate the air with See Flu Virus! It spread as quickly as it had cum. It was a matter of national and international health security!
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The national security was alerted, and Farttard began running....

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to Gorge Bush to alert him about the impending international disaster. Not even Sadham and Obama were worth hunting down as the See Flu Virus is so deadly that anyone who catches that virus would be dead within 5 years with no apparent symptoms and no cure
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Mr. Bush
decided to take advantage of such a virus and planned a new weapon with it....FartTard had a different destiny........he was sent out to Prison.........



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in Alcatraz where he met none other than the legendary female boxer, Madeleine Albright who then put on her gloves and boxed the bejezus out of FartTard.
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During the fight there was some screeming and cheering for FartTard



Michael, finally convicted, was pretty excited with him.........



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and Michael was cheering him all the way.

FartTard then saw Laurel Bush at the corner and they were both enchanted with each other it was love at first sight for them and they promptly *beep* there.


-fast forward to 9 months later-

FartTard has since died from the See Virus Flu and now, it's left to Laurel Bush and her kid, Gorge Bush 2 to survive in this world.

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