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View Poll Results: longest time without sex
couple of weeks 2 6.45%
3 months 3 9.68%
6 months 4 12.90%
1 year 3 9.68%
2 years 5 16.13%
I'm Sapeod 14 45.16%
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hey what's up man? long time no see
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Four years. Between my birth and when I first met Jimmy Savile.
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Re: Your longest time without sex?

The title should be edited to "What age are you?"
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Re: Your longest time without sex?

This thread is just .

Some random guy just watching tennis.
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I'm celibate.


I'm also a mermaid.

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5 months (excluding the initial 18 years, obviously).
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Re: Your longest time without sex?

when i was like 15 i guess when i dry humped a fugly woman...
55% we are like sapeod wow.

so it must be 15.

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Re: Your longest time without sex?

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Four years. Between my birth and when I first met Jimmy Savile.
You were a bit old by then surely?

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hey what's up man? long time no see
Hola Just been quite busy with life stuff.
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You were a bit old by then surely?


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Which option am I supposed to choose as a 49 year old virgin?

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"I'm Sapoed"


almost a decade

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please stop voting 'I'm Sapeod' that don't make any sense, there's only one real Sapeod and I banged him
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there was definitely a part of Sapeod inside of me a few weeks ago.
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I'm celibate.


I'm also a mermaid.
I wonder how the horny sharks in the sea left you.
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15 years, from my born till my first time
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15 years, from my born till my first time
42 years old virgin right there ^

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I am so glad we are a board full of nerds, sex is overrated and not very healthy too, it's just two people getting so close to each others.. i.e your chance of catching diseases increases.. Have you ever smelt a bad odor plant? think again about plants being asexual..

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I am so glad we are a board full of nerds, sex is overrated and not very healthy too, it's just two people getting so close to each others.. i.e your chance of catching diseases increases.. Have you ever smelt a bad odor plant? think again about plants being asexual..
but plants do have sex sweetie! sweetie when was your first time?
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