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View Poll Results: longest time without sex
couple of weeks 2 6.45%
3 months 3 9.68%
6 months 4 12.90%
1 year 3 9.68%
2 years 5 16.13%
I'm Sapeod 14 45.16%
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post #16 of 57 (permalink) Old 09-27-2013, 01:17 AM
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44 years, 5 moths, 13 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes and 52 seconds.
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Re: Your longest time without sex?

since I lost my v, about a few months or so. But no one in my personal vicinity really knows this, and assume it's longer. If I'm knobbing someone casually on the sly, I keep it on the sly.

also I bet Sapeod gets more than the OP.

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I'll tell you when I lose my V.

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20.5 years

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32 years

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please stop voting 'I'm Sapeod' that don't make any sense, there's only one real Sapeod and I banged him
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There's a Sapeod in all of us.
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Never seen a vagina in my life, not even tits. Too embarrassed to search them on the web too.
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There's a Sapeod in all of us.
there was definitely a part of Sapeod inside of me a few weeks ago.
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Never seen a vagina in my life, not even tits. Too embarrassed to search them on the web too.
good, porn damages brain cells studies have found.
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I presume you thought Sapeod was a virgin? He lost it to his bird didn't he ?

Mark Lenders banged your girlfriend, I'm sorry to tell you that mate.
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I've come to know that what Sap used to refer to as 'sex' in the last weeks was a mere 'heavy petting' hence the confusion.
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there was definitely a part of Sapeod inside of me a few weeks ago.
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Four years. Between my birth and when I first met Jimmy Savile.
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