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I heard if you only masturbate about women and NEVER men, it means you're homosexual because you're overcompensating. So then I started incorporating 10-20% of homo-erotic fantasy into my toss sessions, to make sure I didn't risk turning gay.

Now I'm worried that I'm getting too turned on by the homo-erotic stuff, and it might be turning me gay! What should I do?

Thanks for you advice.
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Try Martian porn?

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Nothing wrong with being gay, so keep watching whatever floats your boat.

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Advice,

Stop jerking the chicken and get out there and meet someone

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try to low down the homo stuff at around 8-10% and mix it up with some tranny stuff (1-2%) and tell us if you see improvements.

the suggested mix is usually 90/8/2

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I only get excited watching myself so I don't know what the hell are you talking about.

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man I heard you are the new appeal mod? this is the first wise decision I've read has been made since I joined MTF.
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You can combine it all with science-fiction porn and the problem is solved 100%. Think about having sex with some sexless biot from an unknown planet. Be careful not to turn into a nerd though... there is no escape from it, you'll be too smart to be cool and then you can't troll anymore.
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there was an episode of Futurama in which Fry refused to hang out finding women because he got addicted to the fake 3-D Lucy Liu that was available to order in the year 2999.
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there was an episode of Futurama in which Fry refused to hang out finding women because he got addicted to the fake 3-D Lucy Liu that was available to order in the year 2999.
Haha, so good. Futurama is one of my favorite shows. Whenever I find a difficulty inside the code and discover a nasty bug, I'm like "Good news, everyone" and chuckle to myself. (Yeah, I'm a nerd )
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try to low down the homo stuff at around 8-10% and mix it up with some tranny stuff (1-2%) and tell us if you see improvements.

the suggested mix is usually 90/8/2
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I heard if you only masturbate about women and NEVER men, it means you're homosexual because you're overcompensating.
So I am definitely gay.


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