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Humor helps, but never use cynical humor, sarcasm or darker humor with women unless you are bloody brilliant at that.
This. I have botched up a couple of situations because I've made relatively crude jokes. The best bet is to play it safe.
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Alcohol obviously.
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This is the best on what not to do (do not belive anything George Lucas has to say about women):


All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

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it's mostly about self confidence and a little bit of humour here and there.

humour (of the flirting type) + sef confidence (almost bordering on arrogance) = panties dropper

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Be yourself.

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Be gentle and show some love. This is the only secret here.

But be real, feel that love.

Ah, appeal moderation? Wanna know what appeal moderation did to me?
LOOK AT ME!
LOOK AT ME, BOY! THESE ARE THE SCARS OF APPEAL MODERATION!
Take a good long stare, you know you want to.
You're not even man enough to look at my face.

Appeal moderation isn't pretty, you have to watch your friends go to dust.
Appeal moderation is always hungry for your soul and sweet emotions.


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a body like that will help dear troy


Sure i can make a Body like that but not sure whether i will do the Boyish Attitude that Brad Pitt carries. Remember that Angelina looks the more Dominant Partner in the Couple. Not sure i can be that. Bloody Hell i wont.
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Sure i can make a Body like that but not sure whether i will do the Boyish Attitude that Brad Pitt carries. Remember that Angelina looks the more Dominant Partner in the Couple. Not sure i can be that. Bloody Hell i wont.
u dont need that body trust me, like i told u make her Laugh

and well a lot of ppl look like the Dominant Partner but in bed things are sooo much different.

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Wait what, this thread wasn't started by 2003?

Just be funny man...and not the, awkward guy funny, genuinely funny. A dash of alcohol goes a long way to get over the nervous bits if that's an issue.

But the problem probably is, that if she isn't feeling ´something´ from the beginning, if there isn´t any kind of tension, it's a lot harder. I always find whatever a girl I really like says hilarious, even if it's completely boring otherwise. And that goes both ways, if you're both in that placce you can talk for hours about absolutely nothing and everything just goes without having to do ANY effort at all.

If you have to go on an interview forum to find a way to get it done...meh, methinks it´s probably not gonna happen. And let me finish off with the standard ´be confident and happy with yourself´ cliché, which couldn´t be more true. But that´s also not something you can easily change, you really have to feel that way.

You are welcome for the most useless advise ever. But what did you expect, that there is some magical, foolproof formula? Every guy and girl is different, so even if two guys do the exact same thing to the same girl, it probably only would work for one of them in a hypothetical situation.

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Don't put her on a pedestal, which it seems like you've already put her on a pedestal and listened to her every whim and keep changing your opinion for her.

Treat her like you would treat any other person, which seems you have already failed at since you keep describing her as if she is some sort of goddess.

Flirt with her, you probably haven't done this either.

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Seems like you've not followed any of the above. Just forget about her and move on.
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Alcohol obviously.
Agreed. Lots of it. Vodka is preferable.

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It´s all up to match up-issues mate. With some girls, you just have to exploit a weakness, with others you have to employ variety to get them out of their comfort zone, whereas yet other girls are too agressive and need some consistency. Good luck and remember: if you can´t woo a girl this way, you can always vulture the insecure ones.
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i was joking..


i think one of the things that will buy a woman is a Generous heart and a good sense of Homer.
make a woman Laugh and shes yours IMHO
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Don't put her on a pedestal, which it seems like you've already put her on a pedestal and listened to her every whim and keep changing your opinion for her.

Treat her like you would treat any other person, which seems you have already failed at since you keep describing her as if she is some sort of goddess.

Flirt with her, you probably haven't done this either.

/thread.

Seems like you've not followed any of the above. Just forget about her and move on.

Actually you are probably right about the first part of not treating her as a Goddess. But hang on,Dont Girls need to be Told they are special ?


Also I was flirting with her. But flirted her with too much since she told me Show me some Substance when i went overboard with the Flirting Part.
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