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Lenders is god.

Mark Lenders banged your girlfriend, I'm sorry to tell you that mate.
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Re: 1001 things you've learned from MTF

If a player you dislike wins a lot of Slams, the time when he did so is referred to as a "mug era".
If a player you dislike enters a lot of 250's/500's and wins them, they are a vulture. If they lose, they just plain suck.

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Expert opinion on past tennis does not require any actual experience of the said era.

Every Nadal victory outside of Roland Garros occurs after the courts are slown down.

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the Majority of Fed fans are bitter mugs

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Re: 1001 things you've learned from MTF

-If a player you dislike won something, it's a fluke, and if he did it beating someone you like it's because he was injured, choked, wasn't fit, etc....

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