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Status: Woke up at 12:12pm on 12/12/12. Was so well rested afterwards, I decided to continue the trend. Set my next alarm for 16:12pm. Never felt better..
So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...
Here's a tip. Don't regret nothin'. You ain't got the time. Before you know it, you'll be 60 something years old giving free advice to some cheapskate runt... Then going home and regretting it.
-Drunk 60 something at Poundland