Update your status
Who says Facebook needs to hog all those important updates everyone just needs to know about?
Status: Woke up at 12:12pm on 12/12/12. Was so well rested afterwards, I decided to continue the trend. Set my next alarm for 16:12pm. Never felt better..
So I was recently informed that my signature was empty and needed a life affirming quote from an inspirational figure like Shakespeare or Oscar Wilde...
When I die my mates had better not tweet some cheesy crap like I'm watching over them or some jazz. Watch your train-wreck lives? I'll take my chances in hell.
-Drunk tweeter at twitter