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I'm The Opposite Of Chest

Bitches, bitches, look who's here:

Well, as much as you haters dislike it, I'm back.

This whole ban made me realize something.

MTF needs me. While I was gone there was almost 0 activity. No discussions, no real arguments, nothing.

Without your favorite/least favorite trolls, MTF sucks. It's sad, but it's true. MTF is the opposite of good without us.

MTF should be reordered to MFT, Made-For-Trolls.

My posting quality has decreased? Well I don't give a fly's fuck.

I'm annoying? DO I CARE?!

"Freak3ywhatever, stop trying so hard, you're never going to do well at ACC."
No.

Just stop. You think you generate any nice tennis-based conversations? I used to think so, but when I was gone you guys didn't do jack shit.

Embrace it, I'm back, MTF is back.

Really, who didn't think I was going to get banned? I have an ageist butthurt Mod watching my every move, it's bound to happen.

All of you suck equally and I'm here to revive you, I'm the savior, I'm the Messiah, I'm the legend.

Ignorant? Yes. But the so called GOAT Frauderer is, so why can't the MTF GOAT be?

Hian is gone, Filo is gone, I WAS gone, but I'm back. The second you force me out, you'll regret it. Just admit it.

And now for some poster to poster things I have to say:

Action Jackson: You just genuinely hate me, luckily the feeling is mutual.

mountaindewslave: You're my least favorite hater, you're really the worst at it.

Slasher: You are the bomb.

viruzzz: Your bipolarness is really throwing my off, do you hate me or not?

The Bulldog: You ignored me so I can say whatever, you're my least favorite Castle member. (And Ben you're on your way up )

156mphserve: Never managing you in FITD again.

safin-rules-no.1: Don't talk to me. It does nothing.

The rest of the haters: -.-

The rest of the lovers:

"Tantalizing Eleven"- Please go screw yourselfThe end. I'm back, that's it.

#Untouchable (That's to Deathless Mortal, that sig actually made me laugh)

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)

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I like how you make me appreciate my life by comparing it to yours then I take a deep breath and say: Thank God..
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Bitches, bitches, look who's here:

Well, as much as you haters dislike it, I'm back.

This whole ban made me realize something.

MTF needs me. While I was gone there was almost 0 activity. No discussions, no real arguments, nothing.

Without your favorite/least favorite trolls, MTF sucks. It's sad, but it's true. MTF is the opposite of good without us.

MTF should be reordered to MFT, Made-For-Trolls.

My posting quality has decreased? Well I don't give a fly's fuck.

I'm annoying? DO I CARE?!

"Freak3ywhatever, stop trying so hard, you're never going to do well at ACC."
No.

Just stop. You think you generate any nice tennis-based conversations? I used to think so, but when I was gone you guys didn't do jack shit.

Embrace it, I'm back, MTF is back.

Really, who didn't think I was going to get banned? I have an ageist butthurt Mod watching my every move, it's bound to happen.

All of you suck equally and I'm here to revive you, I'm the savior, I'm the Messiah, I'm the legend.

Ignorant? Yes. But the so called GOAT Frauderer is, so why can't the MTF GOAT be?

Hian is gone, Filo is gone, I WAS gone, but I'm back. The second you force me out, you'll regret it. Just admit it.

And now for some poster to poster things I have to say:

Action Jackson: You just genuinely hate me, luckily the feeling is mutual.

mountaindewslave: You're my least favorite hater, you're really the worst at it.

Slasher: You are the bomb.

viruzzz: Your bipolarness is really throwing my off, do you hate me or not?

The Bulldog: You ignored me so I can say whatever, you're my least favorite Castle member. (And Ben you're on your way up )

156mphserve: Never managing you in FITD again.

safin-rules-no.1: Don't talk to me. It does nothing.

The rest of the haters: -.-

The rest of the lovers:

"Tantalizing Eleven"- Please go screw yourselfThe end. I'm back, that's it.

#Untouchable (That's to Deathless Mortal, that sig actually made me laugh)
Please no Filo V references
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How much of your afternoon did you spend composing this? Three hours?

Well I spent three seconds reading it before I gave up.
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Gagsquet thinks otherwise I see.
I am Gags' spokesperson.
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How much of your afternoon did you spend composing this? Three hours?

Well I spent three seconds reading it before I gave up.
It took about 5 minutes, hence its quality.

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)

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I like how you make me appreciate my life by comparing it to yours then I take a deep breath and say: Thank God..
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It took about 5 minutes, hence its quality.
So you admit that it's a piece if garbage? Generally a wordy piece like this cannot hope to be done to any degree of top quality in five minutes.
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Back already. That sucks. We were all enjoying your absence.



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So you admit that it's a piece if garbage? Generally a wordy piece like this cannot hope to be done to any degree of top quality in five minutes.
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Back already. That sucks. We were all enjoying your absence.
No.

No.

You weren't.

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)

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I like how you make me appreciate my life by comparing it to yours then I take a deep breath and say: Thank God..
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Please no Filo V references
Yes Filo references, it's completely necessary.

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)

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I like how you make me appreciate my life by comparing it to yours then I take a deep breath and say: Thank God..
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Did not read.

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#Untouchable (That's to Deathless Mortal, that sig actually made me laugh)
Does it now change to #touchable*? Since you were now banned and all..

*Hopefully I didn't break any laws with this considering Freak is only 13. I meant it in no sexual way whatsoever.


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Did not read.
You didn't miss much.

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)

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I like how you make me appreciate my life by comparing it to yours then I take a deep breath and say: Thank God..
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