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"THE Talk" Questions...

OK, so a few years ago my parents gave me "THE Talk", but a few questions were left unanswered, and I'm a little curious.

If you're OK with answering my questions please say so and then I'll ask you, so I'm not going to ask my questions in this post to not disturb anyone who isn't willing to answer my questions.

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Ask away... shame Filo couldn't give you some last advice before being permabanned

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Getting strong, attention-starved "2003" vibes from all of THEse threads.

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What are your questions?

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Ask away... shame Filo couldn't give you some last advice before being permabanned
OK, so apparently I don't have one, so what does a foreskin look like? I'm not gay, so no pictures or anything please.

I have more after this one.

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This is cringeworthy and cute at the same time. Freaky...bless you, child.

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How much is weed now and when will you start ??
I don't know. And too late, Just kidding maan I don't plan to do weed.

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Oh Lord, this kid needs to be educated.

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OK, so apparently I don't have one, so what does a foreskin look like? I'm not gay, so no pictures or anything please.

I have more after this one.
Wait what? So, you are circumcised? What they do is, at birth, many people have their boy's foreskin around the penis snipped a little. I guess it is supposed to either make the head look bigger or provide more stimulation during sexual activity.

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Wait what? So, you are circumcised? What they do is, at birth, many people have their boy's foreskin around the penis snipped a little. I guess it is supposed to either make the head look bigger or provide more stimulation during sexual activity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcised
I know what being circumcised is, but I asked what a foreskin looks like (in not too much detail)

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I know what being circumcised is, but I asked what a foreskin looks like (in not too much detail)
Wrinkly, thin skin man. It ain't pretty

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Wrinkly, thin skin man. It ain't pretty
What's its "job"?

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Wait what? So, you are circumcised? What they do is, at birth, many people have their boy's foreskin around the penis snipped a little. I guess it is supposed to either make the head look bigger or provide more stimulation during sexual activity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcised
Yes, that is surely the purpose of circumcision!

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I've so got the feeling freaky is trolling us all so hard and is like 21 or something

But just in case, it offers protection and has some functions during sex. But not really important since circumcision is an option

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I've so got the feeling freaky is trolling us all so hard and is like 21 or something

But just in case, it offers protection and has some functions during sex. But not really important since circumcision is an option
Hmm... So how many people are circumcised? Like percentage-wise?

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