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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
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Complaining about GIFs, making a large use of gif.

Oh la la, who is the troll here
I always liked gifs You're not even a troll just an attention whore.
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Yeah of course Can't wait for you to get the Quarterfinals at least
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am i allowed to change 2 of my nominations? i forgot to include punky and mimi and both need to be on the ACC.

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Attention whores are even worse than clowns/tards imo. Therefore Filo V. and BigJane should be the faves to win this year.

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True but to be fair to him, he isn't the only one who does that. Even I had my moments as a blind Noletard. I also act as a clown sometimes too but not to the degree to become annoying to ppl.
You are a clown. You don't act.

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Looner for example can be a good poster if he didn't try to troll or clown around that much. Most of his posts are good/great when he is really serious but he choosed to be annoying instead by acting as blind Noserertard most of the time.
Looner is a great poster, who just hides his tennis knowledge well enough to troll.

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You are a great poster too when you talk seriously but I still like you anyway. IMO being serious all the time is kinda boring so some posters should try to find the right mix between talking seriously and joking/clowing around. Many posters failed to do that (the recent example is Freak3yman84 who became 100% annoying to many posters).
ACC contestants aren't supposed to be funny. Just plain annoying.

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am i allowed to change 2 of my nominations? i forgot to include punky and mimi and both need to be on the ACC.
Too late sir.

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Sapeod Top seed now if I am correct.
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True but to be fair to him, he isn't the only one who does that. Even I had my moments as a blind Noletard. I also act as a clown sometimes too but not to the degree to become annoying to ppl.

Looner for example can be a good poster if he didn't try to troll or clown around that much. Most of his posts are good/great when he is really serious but he choosed to be annoying instead by acting as blind Noserertard most of the time.

You are a great poster too when you talk seriously but I still like you anyway. IMO being serious all the time is kinda boring so some posters should try to find the right mix between talking seriously and joking/clowing around. Many posters failed to do that (the recent example is Freak3yman84 who became 100% annoying to many posters).
Yeah brah. Too many posters take this goddamn forum too seriously. I then proceed to troll the fuk out of these posters.

I come here to talk about tennis [not taking it too seriously] and get some lulz from the 'tards.

And yeah, you'll always be close to my MTF heart since you were one of the first posters I saw on this site [no homo][no stalker]
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You are a clown. You don't act.
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ACC contestants aren't supposed to be funny. Just plain annoying.
Agree. That's why TSD shouldn't even make the SF.

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Sapeod Top seed now if I am correct.
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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^^Yup. TSD actually isn't funny but hilarious!

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Yeah of course Can't wait for you to get the Quarterfinals at least
Now I know why some animals eat their offspring.
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Some heavy, heavy campaigning right here! I thought you weren't supposed to do that in the nominations thread.

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