Haven't you ever noticed their long and numerous tentacles?
Of course I have. Won't they get tangled up attempting to hold the phone?
I just don't feel comfortable doing it. For one thing, I never get a good chair anywhere, and for another I have to wait a long time before everything is served, so plenty of time for my back to act up. Also, I tend to get into trouble with my respiratory issues. Also, I'm a man of simple tastes. The easy to make stuff can taste as well as the more diligently prepared.
I see, I'm more of a home-person as well. Though, I like food at restaurants better.