So I have a stomach bug, and I feel nausea and fatigued, but I'm going out anyway because...............
WILLAM BELLI IS GOING TO BE AT NU NIGHTCLUB TONIGHT!!!!!! William! One of my idols! Detox and Vicky Vox will be there too!!
I'm too excited. Too bad I don't feel great, but that's what cum is for. (I was going to say xanax, but I felt it was inappropriate and I hate drugs although I'm surrounded by them fairly often)
No kidding, bitches. I'm not going for sex tonight. I don't even think I can have sex without having an "accident" in the bed
Tonight is all about Willam!!!