(Hopefully I get it right this time. I am not please with whoever deleted one of my posts, whatever that was.)
I'm putting on my serious cap for these insanely thought-provoking questions.
1. Are you actually a closet gut-tard?
I know I'm supposed to answer yes, but I gotta be honest: no.
Which means if I fall madly in love with someone with a gut it means he has the best personality of all time.
2. How have you managed to withstand Action Jackson's GOAT powers of seduction?
I haven't? From your thread:
2. If you became an MTF mod and had unlimited power, who's the first poster you'd ban?
2. Action Jackson, the greatest threat to my vrelationship.
He's a mod AND has 10 times more posts than you. Yeah, you should feel threatened.
AJ is just irresistible.
3. How many infractions/death threats a day do you receive for your avatar?
0 infractions but countless number of death threats from female posters (like Nole fan)
who are jealous of my special relationship with you.
I genuinely fear for my life.
4. Approximately what percentage of Andrey's bogan accent could you comprehend? IMO hes arousing moans from Hass' slice were more expressive.
Honestly, the only thing that came out of his mouth that I understood was his moaning whenever Hass hit a slice backhand, so that'd be 0% of his bogan accent...which makes me wonder how I managed to understand you considering your bogan accent is thicker than his.
5. What is my manliest feature besides my gut?
Um. That's a very good question. I need more time to think about this.
Yes. I spent all this time convincing MTF that I was a Fedtard so that my secret would be safe, so thanks for blowing my cover.
7. How has your life changed since you made your debut post in the Castle? When is CD giving you your title?
After my amazing debut post in Castle, I wake up every morning feeling like the most beautiful princess in the world and the most spartan warrior in Sparta and the world.
I don't know when I'm getting my title and quite frankly I'm gonna be mega devoed if it's not General Admiral Herculean Spartan Xerxesian Zeusian Athenian Warrior Queen Princess Xena Lover of Theseus and Perseus Great Cleopatra Lover of Mark Atony Loyal Friend of Julius Caesar Emperor of Rome Screwed by the Greatest of All-Time Soothsayer,
Yes, your posts put me in a state of constant, non-stop virtual arousal.
9. On a scale of 9.99 to 10 how GOAT am I?
If I could quantify "mega" and "super" and "supremely" and "unbelievably" on your arbitrary scale, I would; unfortunately, your unstoppable GOATness would no doubt break your crappy scale. As such, I decline to answer.
10. Describe your perfect farm animal.
This is so tiring. I'm going to take a break.