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View Poll Results: fav part of your body?
Feet/ankles 1 4.76%
legs/knees 2 9.52%
abdomen 0 0%
pecs/boobs 1 4.76%
arms 1 4.76%
eyes 4 19.05%
other facial feature 2 9.52%
hands 1 4.76%
genital 7 33.33%
other 2 9.52%
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post #46 of 98 (permalink) Old 03-11-2012, 04:25 AM
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BigJohn. Waiting for this "story" to get seriously perverse since the writer reads de Sade.

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In relation to my legs, I wouldn't disagree. In relation to my comment about my boobs...I would be rather disturbed if this comment was in response to that.

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Bigjohn why cant you make a story about my boobs
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Hips.
Your hips don't lie like shakira?
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My ajde

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My ajde
my adje is bigger than your adje. just saying.

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Pirata turned left into the forest area of the park and looked at her watch. Right time, right pulse, she's almost there. The rendez-vous point had been set via text messages the day before. She was exhilarated but also nervous. She did not remember the last time she felt nervous about meeting a guys, or any number of guys for that matter. That one must be special. She had met him through a tennis forum, they flirted, they texted for a few months now, but now he was in town. Just 800 meters away... Suddenly, she felt a pull in her groin area. Pirata got scared for a second, but then realized that the lower part of her anatomy was doing preparatory Kegel exercises by itself. She was absolutely ready for this now, her whole rack now inflated, tight and firm.
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Just before she left, Pirata took a couple of ice cubes and rubbed them on her teats in order to jump start them. It had worked magnificently, but she now realized it had been unnecessary and a complete waste of ice.

She got to the clearing, spotted the oak tree, the bench... Exactly like the text message described:

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-Hey Pirata

Hey sexy...-

-You gonna jog tomorrow afternoon?

Yeah baby, why?-

-I'm in town... Wanna meet?

I wanna meet your meat if you know what I mean...-

-Wanna do something kinky?

I do only kinky stuff...-

-That's my girl.
-In the park where you jog, in the clearing, the oak tree, the bench, be there at 11 o'clock.
-Alone.

I hope you won't be alone.-
I hope Little Corey will there too.-
I'd like to play with him and teach him stuff. -

- I call him Big Corey and he comes wherever I go...
-Here's a picture of him.
-See you tomorrow.
She was always always interested in sexting, sending and receiving naughty pictures was a nice courtship trick she had in her repertoire. She had sexted pics of her divinely freckled bristols so often in the past. But she had never climaxed after receiving a sext. Until she saw Little Corey.

She was giggling at the memory when she heard a noise in the nearby bushes. She turned slowly...

- Corey?

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Neck. Swanlike. I could give three fourths of it to Sorensen and we'd both look awesome.
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- Pirata?

- It is me.

She saw right there that she had to slow things down. She had a strong effect on men, she was lethal to those with premature disposition. By the looks of it Corey was just a touch away from bursting. She had to slow things down without sending the wrong message. She removed her top and started twisting it to squeeze the sweat from it. As she was lusciously squeezing, pushing her sumptuously pale and freckled melons together, she saw this only made matters worse for Corey.

- It must be so nice to ride your mammillas... he said, little Corey throbbing but in a cute and not menacing manner.

- The correct plural is mammillae, said Pirata, giving her top on last squeeze.

She looked at him. It was too late. In his eyes, she saw excitement, then surprise, then fear....


- Proper boobage grammHHHHAAArrrrarrraagh, said Corey as little Corey exploded.


... then pure joy, then anger, despair, regret and shame.


Corey could not even apologize. he ran away. In his rush, he cut through a bush and scared a squirrel. The squirrel panicked and ran by Pirata, his tail gently touching her leg. Pirata, already overly stimulated, felt a burst of energy going from her leg, to her breast, to her Venus mound, then radiating through her whole body. As she accepted and embraced this violent orgasm, she smiled as she was again losing consciousness topless in a park.

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My lips are out of this world.
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My lips are out of this world.
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Yeah.. Good one LittleJohn ...
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Yeah.. Good one LittleJohn ...
Sorry. I am sure your lips are lovely. Why don't you use your favorite body part to kiss the part of my body that gets rave reviews.
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