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Why the sign?? The girl is stunning and nice. Stop being a twats.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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My favourite part is where the person who wrote the article handily points out

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how can you have 2 of them?

i need proof

why is it only all males posting here
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i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special
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They should give me the same offer for my two balls.

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They should give me the same offer for my two balls.
To have two balls is natural. Grow an extra pair and then you and the porno world can talk.

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^ It's actually kinda ironic. A girl with two Vaginas is widely seen as cool and fascinating, while guys are always being told to grow a pair, but if they ever did, they'd be seen as a freak.

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^ It's actually kinda ironic. A girl with two Vaginas is widely seen as cool and fascinating, while guys are always being told to grow a pair, but if they ever did, they'd be seen as a freak.
I personally see nothing fascinating on either thing. But if someone does and wants to pay for that, it's their thing.

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They should give me the same offer for my two balls.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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I have 3 balls.(I'm serious)
The third is pretty small though.
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If they track down a guy with two knobs and cast him with this lady, I'll consider downloading this movie.

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Might as well cash in.
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