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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-14-2012, 08:53 PM Thread Starter
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I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

Damn, how bad would that be...

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Just masturbate instead?

When it comes to wanting kids, I'm sure there are other ways too.
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Ok, I watched the trailer, and it's official: they have run out of ideas to make new movies.
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I've been scared to have sex my entire life so no biggie.

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Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

This exact thing happened to me when I first watched the little mermaid.

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Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

it was based on a true story

it can happen
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I'm guessing someone lost their genitalia? Sounds awful. Anyone want to give details? No problem if you don't.
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I'm guessing someone lost their genitalia? Sounds awful. Anyone want to give details? No problem if you don't.
Many penises were lost, but they were all bad bad men.

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Horrifying stuff.

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Lol, I checked out the trailer on youtube and literally fell off my chair.
What a complete brainfart made this movie.
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Looking back now I guess it was pretty funny . I'd love to have been in the room for when the guy whose idea this was pitched the movie to whoever gave it the green light.

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I remember the film Hard Candy making me feel all queasy, when the girl was castrating the guy.
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