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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-28-2002, 02:58 AM Thread Starter
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Some helpful things porn sites will do for you

"Since our market research has determined that most people who browse our site are at least 5 times more stupid than they are horny, we have supplied you with this easy to install Dialer"

"Since you have expressed a desire to see a still of Cindy Crawford's breasts from the movie 'Fair Game', we are pleased to be able to also supply you with several pictures of an 11 year old boy anally violating a young goat. We have opened these in a seperate window, for your convenience"

"We can give you absolutely FREE access to over 50 Gigabytes of streaming video, but to verify your age we will need a valid e-mail address, a credit card number, and an estimate of how far you currently are under your credit limit"

"As your search parameters included the word 'nude', we have anticipated your wishes and supplied you with several live streaming feeds of people expelling both kinds of digestive waste on each other. Do enjoy"

"We think you will find www.analrampage.com to be a much more useful homepage to you than www.cnn.com ever was, which is why we have popped up this convenient one-click window to help you facilitate the change"


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Thw question is: Do They Have Porn Sites For Chickens? Chrispy?

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Re: Some helpful things porn sites will do for you

Whenever I visit redtube, it always seem to be full with "dating ads" of hot desperate girls in need for sex. Even better, they're located nearby my own house. All that seperates you from getting laid with them is $29.95...yeah right

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Re: Some helpful things porn sites will do for you

This was random. Post from early internweb.

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