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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 12-05-2011, 04:24 PM Thread Starter
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Would you have sex with a pig live on national TV to save the life of a princess?

Discuss. Also: You are Prime Minister of the UK.

It was featured in Charlie Brooker's new show Black Mirror, so I'll pose the question to MTF.
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As long as it was a sow and not a boar.

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I've said this before, but British TV seems to be always trying to go deeper into the sewer. I have yet to figure out if the public really wants garbage, or are the people in charge all weirdos who want to make their hangups accepted entertainment.

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Is this a joke?
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Re: Would you have sex with a pig live on national TV to save the life of a princess?

How would that save a princess anyway?

“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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I've said this before, but British TV seems to be always trying to go deeper into the sewer. I have yet to figure out if the public really wants garbage, or are the people in charge all weirdos who want to make their hangups accepted entertainment.
It was a Charlie Brooker show, who widely parodies the obsession with news/social media. Still, it certainly was more entertaining than the steaming pile of shit that is reality TV and 'talent' shows.
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How would that save a princess anyway?
The princess is kidnapped, and would be killed if you (the PM) did not do the pig.
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How would that save a princess anyway?
In the age of innocence it was all about kissing a frog.

Now it's all about schtupping a sow.

Sounds like a fucking bore!

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It was a Charlie Brooker show, who widely parodies the obsession with news/social media.
Well, maybe Charlie should look in a mirror for something to parody.

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I'd rather jump on top of moving mushrooms and upright turtles.

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Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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Only if I could scream that I was struggling like a pig while screwing a pig.

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The princess is kidnapped, and would be killed if you (the PM) did not do the pig.
This government does not negotiate with terrorists

“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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What the Mcfuck?

So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...

Great tip to stay fit and mobile: If you run up and down the stairs two steps at a time at least once daily, there will never come a time when you can't do it. Until of course one day you mistime a step, collapse and break all your bones... That would suck. But you had a good run.

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Re: Would you have sex with a pig live on national TV to save the life of a princess?

For someone I love and care about? Definitely.

For someone who I don't know at all such as a Princess? No thanks.
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