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2011 ACC Interviews and Press Conferences

Moderator: We will now take questions in English

Q: Mr. Groove, what effect do you think your recent thread will have on your ACC chances?

Johnny Groove: Well, it is a bit tough to tell, really. Momentum is the biggest thing, and I am unfortunately not playing the opening 12 hour window. That, and the fact that I have a really tough draw. Deivid23 in the first round and then if I get by, I have topspindoctor in the next round. It ain't easy.

Q: Mr. Groove, what are your thoughts of the seedings? Some have expressed disgust.

Johnny Groove: I think the seedings are overall pretty accurate. Maybe Saberq is a bit high at 3, maybe Nadalmyhero too high at 9, but the draw will take care of itself when it's all said and done.

Q: What of the prospective #1 seed who isn't playing? Start da G...

Johnny Groove: You are trying to get me in trouble, eh? I am not at liberty to discuss any withdrawn poster.

Q: Do you agree with the allegedly corrupt Action Jackson running the show? What about the head moderator, Don Snowwy Soprano?

Johnny Groove: Action Jackson has my full support. This ain't his first ACC rodeo, and MTF would accuse Mother Theresa of corruption if she posted here. As for Snowwy, well, I was told one time to never go against the family. I won't start now.

Q: What are your predictions for the R16 and on?

Johnny Groove: Geez, let me take a look at the draw. I think it will be:

Clay Death vs. Fahrenhajt
sokk vs. Big John
Jolan Gago vs. Magician
calimero vs. Saberq
Sapeod vs. Aloimeh
RFK vs. Nole Fan
Topspin doctor vs. Filo V
Set Sampras vs. Everko

And then:

CD vs. Big John
JolanGago vs. calimero
Sapeod vs. Nole Fan
Topspindoctor vs. Everko

Good field this year, I think. Any more than that, I can't predict.

Q: Mr. Groove, do you think about....(just then, a female streaker enters the press room, ala Wimbledon 1996 final. She enters wearing an "I love Johnny Groove" shirt before removing it and swinging it above her head for all to see. Dance music begins out of nowhere, and a stripper pole descends from the ceiling. The lights turn multi-colored and the press room has instantly turned into a strip club!)

Johnny Groove: Whoa! What is all this?

Moderator: Happy Birthday!

Johnny Groove: Haha! It is tomorrow, but thanks a lot anyway!

All of the journalists have now completely forgotten the press conference and are now getting lap dances!

Johnny Groove: Well, this is certainly a plot twist.

An hour later, and the strippers have all left, and one reporter remains:

Q: Mr. Groove, do you regret anything you've ever said or done?

Johnny Groove: Well, most people try not to live life with any regrets, but it is difficult, man. If I had a time machine, would I go back and do some things over? Maybe, I really don't know. Of course I regret some things, but at the end of the day, you gotta be able to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.

Moderator: Good luck in your opening round, Mr. Groove!

Johnny Groove: Thanks much, man!

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
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Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Q: Mr. Jai, do you believe your Asian-ness will prevent you from advancing far in this event?

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Q: Mr. Gago, your seeding is high as usual this year, but you've always been a 2nd tier clown, unable to break through the big boys. You are like the Tomas Berdych of the ACC. Do you think you can make the SF this year?

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Shite. Here's me without my autograph book.

So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...

Great tip to stay fit and mobile: If you run up and down the stairs two steps at a time at least once daily, there will never come a time when you can't do it. Until of course one day you mistime a step, collapse and break all your bones... That would suck. But you had a good run.

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Q: Shambritfan, you have been attempting to make sense of the ACC through philosophy of late. Does it seem sometimes as if you are on an island, the only sane one in a jungle of clowns?

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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half funny half pathetic


I enjoyed reading it though
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The previous thread wasn't enough punishment/campaigning ?

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Moderator: We will now take questions in English

Q: Mr. Groove, what effect do you think your recent thread will have on your ACC chances?

Johnny Groove: Well, it is a bit tough to tell, really. Momentum is the biggest thing, and I am unfortunately not playing the opening 12 hour window. That, and the fact that I have a really tough draw. Deivid23 in the first round and then if I get by, I have topspindoctor in the next round. It ain't easy.

Q: Mr. Groove, what are your thoughts of the seedings? Some have expressed disgust.

Johnny Groove: I think the seedings are overall pretty accurate. Maybe Saberq is a bit high at 3, maybe Nadalmyhero too high at 9, but the draw will take care of itself when it's all said and done.

Q: What of the prospective #1 seed who isn't playing? Start da G...

Johnny Groove: You are trying to get me in trouble, eh? I am not at liberty to discuss any withdrawn poster.

Q: Do you agree with the allegedly corrupt Action Jackson running the show? What about the head moderator, Don Snowwy Soprano?

Johnny Groove: Action Jackson has my full support. This ain't his first ACC rodeo, and MTF would accuse Mother Theresa of corruption if she posted here. As for Snowwy, well, I was told one time to never go against the family. I won't start now.

Q: What are your predictions for the R16 and on?

Johnny Groove: Geez, let me take a look at the draw. I think it will be:

Clay Death vs. Fahrenhajt
sokk vs. Big John
Jolan Gago vs. Magician
calimero vs. Saberq
Sapeod vs. Aloimeh
RFK vs. Nole Fan
Topspin doctor vs. Filo V
Set Sampras vs. Everko

And then:

CD vs. Big John
JolanGago vs. calimero
Sapeod vs. Nole Fan
Topspindoctor vs. Everko

Good field this year, I think. Any more than that, I can't predict.

Q: Mr. Groove, do you think about....(just then, a female streaker enters the press room, ala Wimbledon 1996 final. She enters wearing an "I love Johnny Groove" shirt before removing it and swinging it above her head for all to see. Dance music begins out of nowhere, and a stripper pole descends from the ceiling. The lights turn multi-colored and the press room has instantly turned into a strip club!)

Johnny Groove: Whoa! What is all this?

Moderator: Happy Birthday!

Johnny Groove: Haha! It is tomorrow, but thanks a lot anyway!

All of the journalists have now completely forgotten the press conference and are now getting lap dances!

Johnny Groove: Well, this is certainly a plot twist.

An hour later, and the strippers have all left, and one reporter remains:

Q: Mr. Groove, do you regret anything you've ever said or done?

Johnny Groove: Well, most people try not to live life with any regrets, but it is difficult, man. If I had a time machine, would I go back and do some things over? Maybe, I really don't know. Of course I regret some things, but at the end of the day, you gotta be able to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.

Moderator: Good luck in your opening round, Mr. Groove!

Johnny Groove: Thanks much, man!

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half funny half pathetic


I enjoyed reading it though
Q: Mr. Grassquet, how do you think you will do in the first round vs. ossie?

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The previous thread wasn't enough punishment/campaigning ?
Q: Mr. Lopez, are you outraged at your exclusion from the prestigious MTF Arse Clown Contest?

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Do you actually do all your own writing? No ghost writer? If so, you really are an excellent writer
Well thank you, Mae.

Q: Miss Mae, what are your thoughts on this year's event?

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Q: Mr. Lopez, are you outraged at your exclusion from the prestigious MTF Arse Clown Contest?
Anyone would be, however this only proves that my game isn't quite there yet. I must keep honing my skills. The religion threads seem to be a good place to bring forth the inner troll and clown in me.

Also any GM thread that discusses Nadal vs Federer or any Nadal loss thread for that matter. Just my nature as a Fedtard I guess.

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Only Del Potro can take him out before the semis, and he won't. Nadal is winning the AO, bet your house on it.
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groove, not sure if you understand... but you are 5 year phoney... there is no redemption for you mate... not at all...

just limit the damage, stop digging the hole deeper... and stop posting.

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Q: Shambritfan, you have been attempting to make sense of the ACC through philosophy of late. Does it seem sometimes as if you are on an island, the only sane one in a jungle of clowns?
Shambritfan: Over to you, Sham.

Sham: The philosophy was a sham. The concept was true, but not something most clowns would understand, making it a pointless venture for my own observations. All it did was give Big John a Bye.

We all have the ability to be clowns, and this island has plenty of those who choose not to. It's just difficult for them to stand out amongst the crowd of bright red wigs.. I do like most of the clowns though and arguing with them is helluva fun.

So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...

Great tip to stay fit and mobile: If you run up and down the stairs two steps at a time at least once daily, there will never come a time when you can't do it. Until of course one day you mistime a step, collapse and break all your bones... That would suck. But you had a good run.

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Shambritfan: Over to you, Sham.

Sham: The philosophy was a sham. The concept was true, but not something most clowns would understand, making it a pointless venture for my own observations. All it did was give Big John a Bye.

We all have the ability to be clowns, and this island has plenty of those who choose not to. It's just difficult for them to stand out amongst the crowd of bright red wigs.. I do like most of the clowns though and arguing with them is helluva fun.
So you've got two pseudos online, eh? Which one is the lesser of two evils;

Shambritfan or Sham?

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