My only regret is that she never existed.
Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.