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This post is both genius and hilarious retrospectively.
agreed, fast clay absolutely spot on as usual

This is definitely a thread that deserves a spot in the MTF Hall of Fame

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well, everyone seems kind of shocked by it but a lot of forums have posters making up stuff all the time. Johnny isn't the only one probably making up shit here either.

Gotta just take it with a grain of salt and be a little bit like cynicalgirl.
Absolutely not. Just take a look at Clay Death’s posts — as recently as the one in this thread.
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Just too good
Shame he deleted the other ones

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Re: The one that got away...

Incredible late season campaigning from Groove, trying to right all the wrongs of previous seasons early eliminations in the ACC. Will this thread alone propel him deep into the competition?



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Incredible late season campaigning from Groove, trying to right all the wrongs of previous seasons early eliminations in the ACC. Will this thread alone propel him deep into the competition?
But those posts are years old, is that eligible even?

“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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Talk about being caught with your pants down.

I'm just glad we now know how the relationship with the Cuban girl started (Tips to heal a broken heart?)

Ties up some of the loose ends..

About the fake stories, those were actually very well written.. most people only get shanked and hospitalised by the food at McDonalds.. Could consider Novel writing.

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Best thread all year

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My only regret is that she never existed.
Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.
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Best thread all year
Agree

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No, you just made my day with that drama-thriller
Say what you will, but Johnny really can write a story Or should I say stories

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Well I guess the only thing to say at this point is:


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Say what you will, but Johnny really can write a story Or should I say stories
Not to be a dick, but this purported "story-writing" ability is as false as the content.

Even those that come out of his alleged "maturity" are saturated with clichés and teenage male fantasies (not to mention the nauseatingly chauvinistic tone).

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Jonny you are a bit too young to even be thinking this. See if you feel this way when over half your life is through. Perceptions and observations will be different and yes you will change.

That is if this is real or somewhat real.

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Thanks for the advice, as always, Doc Sue

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We all choke. That’s all right. We’re not machines. What you have to learn is to accept that fact and not panic. It’s the panic that loses the matches, not the nerves.
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Reading your threads make me want to end myself bro.

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