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OHMYGOD. And I've met this dude.

I've played him in tennis tournaments.

OHMAGAWD.



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A dead son?
Shot in Mickey Ds?

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I have Jon in FB and one pro coach is working with him, posting pics of Jon in his own FB which is not a fake so yes, the tennis part is true
what's your FB profile. you look hot

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This is why when you write of momentous events it is vital to corroborate them with photographic evidence, much as I did with my discovery of a uniquely shaped Malteser some years back. These little precautions help to maintain one's image.

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ROGER FEDERER: Yeah, I remember this one time when I went on a vacation on the Maldives. That was in the year 2001, I think. I went to this spa. I went to walk around with my girlfriend. I walk in, and we want to book a spa. This guy goes, "AHH, I remember you. You beat Sampras. I saw you on TV." That was like, really, how can you remember me? This guy has probably never been off his island and still knows me. I was a little bit shocked. Then I went to play tennis with him because he was actually the tennis teacher. It was nice.

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I don't know if someone saw the documentary Catfish. It's the same frightening shit. A must-watch.
You thought that was a documentary? Here's a clue. After that they directed Paranormal 3.

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You thought that was a documentary? Here's a clue. After that they directed Paranormal 3.
I didn't know that.
But I doubt it's a hoax anyway.

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This thread has elevated Johnny to a mythical status. People for centuries will hype him up as that mythical creature that did it all and had it all in life
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This thread has elevated Johnny to a mythical status. People for centuries will hype him up as that mythical creature that did it all and had it all in life
And horny as well.

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And horny as well.
Lest it be known that on 'tis day, a legend was born; Johnny Groove.
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Now if he would just write some short stories or novels and become rich and famous we could all say we knew him before he became rich and famous

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he can dedicated one his books to MTF.
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he can dedicated one his books to MTF.
Now there you go that's a great idea

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I believe in all Johnny Groove's stories.

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There should be a film released entitled:

Johnny Groove: The Epic Gassed Stories.
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Tribute to the best thread of 2011 (and perhaps of all MTF times)
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