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Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice.

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yesterday i was going shopping, then, 'BOOM' this gun went off in the distance. i felt this little sting but didnt pay much attention to it because everybody was screaming. man it was chaos. and i didn't know what to do. but just after the gun shot, i noticed this walnut-like thing flying thru the air in front and away from me. i looked down to my jeans where the sting was. there was blood on my trousers. it was then i realised that my left testicle had been completely blown off and was now sliding out the the front door of the shopping centre. i was still on the ground. everyone still screaming. 'BOOM BOOM'. there was more gunfire as i crawled to see my bloody testicle by the front door. man... i needed to grab it. 'BOOM' more gun shots fired. it was then i made a dash for it... i got to me feet... picked up my left nut, and ran to the hospital where they sewed it back into my scrotum. i didnt need any painkillers because they are against my belief systems. later i found my dad's head was blown off which was also kinda bad but i wanted to get it off my chest with you guys. anyways, hey guys, how are ya? rafa smashed almagro good today.

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i hate to disappoint but a few months ago johnny has dumped rafa and become a fedtard which is already known to mtf members....

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The fact Groove keeps posting here is a proof he is still sick.

I don't know if someone saw the documentary Catfish. It's the same frightening shit. A must-watch.

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The fuck?

This is news to me....I feel so used. All the mentoring and advice and career trajectory guidance and it's been built on sand. I may never trust again as long as I live.

I thought that Amber chick was bad, claiming to have blown Federer during his RG run. You may have buried her into second, compadre.

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Whatever.

At least I'll write good scripts.

My apologies, Kitty.

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oh man. guess what guys. the story just got worse.

the doctors have said that just before my father had his head blown off, he also experienced the extreme pain of having not one, but both testicles blown into oblivion for a whole 20 seconds. unlike me though there was no time to sew then back on. i am not sure how to take this.

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FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.

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My apologies, Kitty.
You know I take zero things seriously in here. Tis all good, like always.
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FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.
No I didn't believe it, that's why I said Perv thread members figured it was fiction.

Congrats Kitty, you got an apology.

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FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.
Well, look who has a shiny new mod title. Congrats Mama, nice going.

As per the query- Yes, yes I did. En serio.

Where I come from, when you say you were on your knees in front of Fed, the veracity of it all better be written in blood. Duplicity gives me hives.
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Well, look who has a shiny new mod title. Congrats Mama, nice going.

As per the query- Yes, yes I did.En serio.

Where I come from, when you say you were on your knees in front of Fed, the veracity of it all better be written in blood. Duplicity gives me hives.
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OH.MY.GOD and I'm only on page 5

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