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It wasn't hilarious, it was just sad.
It was both. Lets leave it at that.
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It wasn't hilarious, it was just sad.
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listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...
People have done worse and are still posting on this board.

Look at the George W. Hitler who once was banned for having god knows how many double accounts. The guy actually held conversations between himself and his double accounts. Now, after years passed and a name change, Action Jackson is a moderator on GM.

There is no amount of embarrassment that someone can have on this board and not survive it as long as the person had the cojones or is simply too arrogant to let it bother him/her.
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People have done worse and are still posting on this board.

Look at the George W. Hitler who once was banned for having god knows how many double accounts. The guy actually held conversations between himself and his double accounts. Now, after years passed and a name change, Action Jackson is a moderator on GM.

There is no amount of embarrassment that someone can have on this board and not survive it as long as the person had the cojones or is simply too arrogant to let it bother him/her.
wowow wow wow. BAck the bus, back the bus. Was AJ George W. Hitler? Really?!?
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I haven't laughed this hard since my grandma fell down the stairs
These parts are the most entertaining:

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its the level of detail that makes it hilarious.

reliability...
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Stuff of epic proportions! Just when i thought MTF can't surprise me anymore something Like this pops up out of nowhere...

Wish i had more time for MTF these days...

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Say what you want but apart from the Tennis discussions, this is the sort of entertainment that keeps me coming back to MTF time and again. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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Great tip to stay fit and mobile: If you run up and down the stairs two steps at a time at least once daily, there will never come a time when you can't do it. Until of course one day you mistime a step, collapse and break all your bones... That would suck. But you had a good run.

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Eh, I'm already almost over it.
Well, you're handling the criticism well. And really, who gives a fuck, this is a tennis internet forum. It's not like you have to share your real intimate life history with anyone on this site.
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This thread just proves the pathetic sense of humour some posters have

Some people can't even chill out for a bit on the internet
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Normally I'd suggest that you apologize to the people in the Perv Thread for whom you posted that insane story but it's been so long that most of them aren't even here anymore (or probably don't remember/care at this point ).

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listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...
Why do you have to be so mean?

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WTF have i done? Everyone knows i'm full of shit now. How am I going to support my own ego now that my stories will be empty in the eyes of others?
corrected. your last post had a typo in it. but, yeah mate... it's game over for you... no more stories so you are going to have to go straight and look at developing a personality or something...

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Why do you have to be so mean?
i don't understand...? a person makes 5 years worth of unforced errors and the world is supposed to rejoice...? sounds like there may be two people living in fantasy land, right here, in non-tennis... come to think of it, you and Johnny Groove might make a super couple...

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