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What on earth were you looking for online that this was your search result.
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“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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Thats so funny, smart too is it means they can get liquored up without being caught at school.
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Good heaven I just have an eye infection and I cannot really imagine pouring vodka on an eyeball!

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My Homework's Pleasure

My boyfriend quivers like soft makeup.
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My earring cheerleads for total tampons,
While my period aches for my training bra's chewing gum.

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Wow.


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This is the culture we're living in today. Kids desperate to get drunk by any means necessarily, just to be drunk. It's really sad, actually.
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It started in Finland. NID.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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well it's a definite step up from being a victim of a used tampon employed as a projectile in a barroom argument...

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I mean... this is a joke, right? Right?

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But does it work? Cos it might help me get through some really boring meetings.
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I hope they do vodka soaked anal suppository real soon. I'd be drunk all day every day.
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