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Any ideas what I can get my girlfriend for her birthday next week?

She's going to be 28....help!
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Give her a piece of your mind. (Whatever your state of mind may be.)

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surprise her with a merkin...

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Get her an MTF account.

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Can you play an instrument? Sing her a song.

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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An ironing board cover.

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pearl necklace

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surprise her with a merkin...
You my friend are one screwed up dude.

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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Tell her that you can sense her sadness behind her smile, her love behind her rage and the reason of her silence.

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What's her style/attitude like?

Jon - for being such a self-proclaimed casanova, you've just given the worst advice here. How inconsiderate. I'd be angry. Same with Orka_n. Though with a song, I'd pretend to like it because it's the right thing to do but inside I'd be wondering if my gift was inside the guitar.
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large cucumber...very functional gift
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How deep is your love?

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