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The Role Playing Thread | Adventures of Justinian Bieberus

Go with the flow..........

Landing on the planet Facundo V, Justinian Bieberus walked out in his space suit.

"Our scanners show the atmosphere is breathable", said one of the party members.

Justinian removed his helmet, and as the tinted glass moved out of his sight, a beautiful purple night sky appeared above him.

"Do you know what this means? We've found a new world for our people!"
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" I have heard this planet was named after the five austronauts that explored it. Their names were Facundo Bagnis, Facundo Arguello, Nikola Ciric, Federico Del Bonis and Gaston Gaudio"

I hate Nikola Ciric- a voice is heard.



Some members of the crew are dead because they couldnt find enough fun in the spaceship. - They have no soul. " Justin Bieberus was resilient that the new place would be the soul of the people.

-Some people should learn to Never say never.

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Justinian then embarked on a trail blazed by none other than the great General Volugeb, leader of the league of planets.

"I cannot put life into words," said Bieberus, "but I shall do my best to rid this system of injustice"

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What da fuck says Johnny Blazer, the dancer silver rapper from space.

" I already live in this planet" There are no place for you people here.
" I believe Eminem is the best. No old school rappers will syntomize this place"

Justinianus uses his silver bolt to disintegrate Jonhnys body.

Noooo he graps with a big swine screech.

Never say what the fuck never

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Immediately after destroying the Blazer, Justinian's conscience kicked in. What would Volugeb have done?. He thought back to his solitary memory of the general...


General Volugeb was at the start of the very same path, blocked by an enormous group of wild haters.

"You will fall!" they cried as they began to encircle him.

Just when things were looking at their most bleak, President Kevero stepped in.

"Leave him be," Kevero boomed. "Volugeb will rise." But the haters did not listen. Thinking quick, Kevero ordered the troll spray to be deployed. With no way to smell Volugeb, he waded his way through the mob of blind haters.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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"Volugeb was a man of peace." Bieberus mused to himself. "I probably should heal this Johnny Blaze. But how can I do that when he is already vaporised?"

Then it came to him. Dr. Spin-Tops & the Camigian, the renowned doctor-magician healers from the whitelands. They would know what to do. But the price was too high to pay. Their endless taunting and overuse of emoticons had driven many a sane man to the deep end.

"Fuck that," he said. "Too much trouble." And he continued on his way.
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Volugeb will rise again - an echoed alien algerian voice flamed through the space.
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I am not entirely sure what's going on in this thread, but I...like it?

Uhm, I'll play as the neutral species native to the planet. We have seen the coming of this Bieberus and we are unconcerned. The little dude has just one song(ship? ), we see no threat.
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"Oh!!" Bieberus exclaimed "An indigenous Facundun. I must have it."
In his best James T. Kirk strut, Bieberus approached the Facundun and punched out a few lines of Celine Dion's I Know That My Heart Will Go On. The Facundun spat acid at Bieberus in response which narrowly missed Bieberus but hit and vaporised a large Fancundun Shrub Bug.

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It just so happens that that bug was our leader's favourite. A council gathers and a punishment is decreed.
The one-ship wonder with the pretty hair is captured and sent to join our dissidents - the dubstep fans - in the coal mines.
Also, his Kirk gold shirt is ripped off and replaced with a... red one. dun dun duuun
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As he was dragged away, Justinian's hand moves over his pocket and we see a glimpse of what he managed to write without looking at his concealed iPhone Galaxy X10:

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Justinian Timberius, og i hry yjis .essage, plx gelp.
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Unfortunately, his friend Gelp was not home at the time.
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Waiting in his jail cell, a text message came in for Bieberus.

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sup brah? wats a gelp


"When will they fix this blasted iPhone spellcheck!" cursed Beiberus. Enraged, he ripped apart the Facundan guards as if they were nothing more than self-centered bitches.
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