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As Bieberus continued his journey, saving countless citizens from harm and macking Selenis Gomis, he came across a young woman whom he found irresistible.

Named Ederfina, she was perhaps the most graceful ballerina to ever pick up a pair of slippers.

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To the anger of Selenis Gomis, the beautiful Ederfina seduced young Bieberus away from her and now there was one more lonely girl

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Not accustomed to being bested in this arena, Selenis Gomis hatched an overhasty plot to eliminate her rival. Manipulating her unnatural command over the local wildlife, Selenis coaxed an indigenous Facundun into spitting acid at the peerless Ederfina as she walked with Bieberus through the Flowing Gardens of Federscalpus.

Unfortunately, having been born blind in one eye, Selenis failed to properly direct the toxic projectile saliva of her minion. It struck a radiant lock of Bieberus's satin hair, instantly vaporizing it. The red mist descended upon Bieberus, and he bellowed a fierce but melodious "going off the rails on a Crazy Train." Her will coerced, Selenis immediately scaled a tall, nearby rock formation and leapt off, rendering her severely maimed and disabled.

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On his way back to the ship, where he was going to search for anything that would help him survive among the Facundai, Justinian detected a wi-fi hotspot. After an MSN popup offering him free milk today, he was able to start skype where a video caller was waiting for him. An old, hooded man said

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Justinian... *cough* time is running out for us... You MUST prepare the planet for our arrival.
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Confounded by Bieberus' romantic triangle interlude, and as of yet unfamiliar with his contact with the unknown Mr X, the head of the Facundi supreme council turns off the viewscreen.
"What is this crap," the leader says, petting the bug nestled comfortably in his lap.
His second in command empties the remains from the bucket of popcorn between them and simply shakes his/her head in resignation.
The rest of the council is stumped as well. The crunch of popcorn is the only sound in the great hall.
"This is not us," the great leader despaired, "we don't cater to the teenage crowd here."
Nods around the table. The councilman with the green stripe across his back turns over his empty bucket of popcorn mournfully.
"Well. This leaves us with no choice. Initiate Plan Omega," the leader's voice resounded. The entire council lets out a synchronized shudder.
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Meanwhile, Selenis found that she fell through a vortex straight into the arms of her savior, King Modjkovic, or the 'mojoking' as he preferred to call himself, though others who were in awe of him preferred calling him the Jester of Andromeda. As she gazed into his penetrating eyes even as the surface they stood on moved through space calmly; she asked, 'Pray, Modjkovic, my new found love! (In the future, everyone found love in 3 secs) What is the name of this ship you own?' Modjkovic laughed in these robotic syllables: L.O.L.O.L.O.L! Then said, 'This ship I own is not a ship. It is the asteroid 128036RafitosNadalus I have conquered!'

Har Har Har ... He laughed a hollow laugh of triumph the echoes of which could be heard to his ex-love Edferina as well.

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Justinian wants rum. Why is the rum gone?
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As Bieberus asked that question, he got up, staggered around a bit and said: "Oh, that's why."

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Plan Omega was a big invisible ray composed of dead fishes oil and other more things to be used by Mr. X to eliminate everything that was fun or created fun. This way he knew that teenage kids would be too depressed to praise Justin Bieberus and he knew that would be easier to control the Facundi population. Also He knew that eliminating the good things,, Justin Bieberus would say the only word that would defeat him:



Mom: When you say never, Bieberzin?

Bieberus Baby: never mommy
-------end of flashback------------

So, the omega ray had already blasterd every rum in the Facundi planet. The next ray was going to get directed to every apple pie in the planet.

But Justin Bieberus didnt know that yet! Only one man was ready to tell him the secret, evil plans of Mr. X. His name was,

Nerbard Tomico, the australasian bounty hunter and secret heir of the throne of Hewitt III.
He was ready to join forces with Justin Bieberus, off course wanting something in exchange and perhaps betraying every man he could meet in the world following the rigid code of ethic taught by Tomico senior. But first he needed to escape the supreme council headquarters.



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As Bieberus asked that question, he got up, staggered around a bit and said: "Oh, that's why."
Oh that is just too good! And what a thread The title alone is funny But I'm afraid I'm not as creative as the rest of you so I will just have to compliment you on your great story writing skills.

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