I can tell from talking with someone if they're hot or not. Usually, it's pretty obvious. My first thought was that you were ugly Sam, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, even though if you were hot, then guys would hit on you.
If being hot means that guys see me driving down the street in his Porsche pulls over and tries to pick me up, then I'm not hot.... and I never was hot (not even experimenting in college) and at this point it's way too late for me to be hot. Not Hot Jones - that's what you can call me.
But I'm not ugly by any stretch. You shouldn't be such a fool to think that you know what someone looks like because you read something they wrote on the Internet. I don't know what you look like, Filo - but here's the mental image I get.