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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2011, 11:22 PM Thread Starter
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The Rapture

Are you guys still alive out there?

If you aren't, it's okay, the world isn't going to end until December 21, 2012 anyway

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2011, 11:24 PM
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Just another failed end of the world prediction.

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i had a rather messy bowel movement earlier on... went on a bit too long for my liking...

other than that no worries...

all the best...
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Mug rapture, weak era.
The big deal will be next year

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2011, 11:38 PM
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There were plenty of people I was looking forward to seeing them raptured... unfortunately now I have to see them again Monday. Crushing.
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My friend got super freaked out that an Iceland volcano erupted at 6 pm local time ...I had to tell him nothing's going to happen
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f***... what was that...?
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Oh, you guys got left behind too? MTF really is a hellhole.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

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The Rapture Christians must be devastated to find that their prediction was wrong. If you know one, do go up to him, give him a big hug, and say, "So you were wrong, never mind, it's not the end of the world. . ."

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It already happened. I'm posting this from heaven. We're drinking beer with Jesus and watching a huge monitor, salivating over the destruction that is about to befall ya'll Only a few were taken so its hardly surprising that no one has noticed any changes...yet
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Most ppl here are far too thick to be raptured anyway.
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"End of world postponed due to a strike of the trumpeteer's. The management laments any inconveniences caused".

(Authentic graffiti scribled on a wall of Mallorca's Psychiatric Hospital)
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"End of world postponed due to a strike of the trumpeteer's. The management laments any inconveniences caused".

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Don't worry, there is as much chance of a rapture being imminent as there is of Djokovic beating Nadal 3 times in a row on clay.

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The best Rapture happened years ago:

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His website says the "Donation Page" is temporarily down and will return once maintenance has been completed.

I mean, why bother?

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