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Ridiculous claims

Please share some ridiculous claims that you've heard over your life with no proof whatsoever .

A classic one: "Masturbating will make your palms grow hair"

After Nadal beat Monfils at Doha, before AO 2014
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lol, who will beat him? Wawrinka? Berdych? Gulbis? Rosol? Federer?

Only Del Potro can take him out before the semis, and he won't. Nadal is winning the AO, bet your house on it.
Somewhere out there, there is a homeless person who once took betting advice from GSMnadal

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Re: "The Sun is 500 million miles away from the Earth" and other ridiculous claims

" If you have sex, you will get pregnant and die."- my mom and the coach in "Mean girls"
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Re: "The Sun is 500 million miles away from the Earth" and other ridiculous claims

"Finland is the best country in the world"











Sorry couldn't resist.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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"Finland is the best country in the world"











Sorry couldn't resist.


But I'll have to modify my opening post since I bought the whole thing . Actually this Landover Baptist Church is a satire. These guys have way too much time in their hands!

After Nadal beat Monfils at Doha, before AO 2014
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lol, who will beat him? Wawrinka? Berdych? Gulbis? Rosol? Federer?

Only Del Potro can take him out before the semis, and he won't. Nadal is winning the AO, bet your house on it.
Somewhere out there, there is a homeless person who once took betting advice from GSMnadal
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Re: Ridiculous claims

according to francesca schiavione and murray pre-match sex can lead to success on the tennis court.

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Re: Ridiculous claims

If you shave the hair on the palms of your hands it will just grow back longer.

JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TODAY
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Re: Ridiculous claims

Humans are the only intelligent Life-form in the Universe.

"You cannot be a number one in the world and be a good loser"

- Magnus Carlsen
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Sarah Palin could be President...
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"Federer is GOAT"
Sorry, but no


Want a ridiculous claim?

"Nadal is the GOAT" - Nadaltards.

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Humans are the only intelligent Life-form in the Universe.
I know! Dolphins are :smart: too! And !
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That interracial and same-sex marriage will lead to the destruction of society.
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Ekstremista could make a 500 page thread on this

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Murray is a good tennis player.
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"if you pick your nose your head will cave in..."







i kept on mining for gold though dont you worry... didnt believe that stupid shit
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