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The Seinfeld Thread

After the "delete this thread" thread was sadly removed. I thought I'd dedicate this thread in its place. It is a thread about nothing.

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What kind of Seinfeld thread is it without another game for Milos?

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its pointless. I'm in.
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He was eating his snickers bar, with a Knife and Fork

"I did not play my best tennis, no? And..that is what enable him to win..to win this match no? "

- Rafael Nadal, ever so "humble", - press conference after shock 4 set loss to Robeen Soderling @ 2009 French Open 4th round.


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Do you have a ketchup secret?
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what delay industries?
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The episode where Kramer was a ball "man" for the US Open womens final with Monica Selleys was pretty funny.

It raised an interesting point, why cant there be ball men?

"I did not play my best tennis, no? And..that is what enable him to win..to win this match no? "

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"But WHERE does the meat go??"



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Great thread.

Got to love the bloopers reel from all seasons, they are hilarious too.

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This is one of my favourites:

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Fucking brilliant. I couldn't pick a favorite if i wanted to. I think i could literally watch just about every episode (except season 1) on a continuous loop.
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thread.

Did you guys see the sort of Seinfeld reunion they did on Curb Your Enthusiasm? I liked it better than the finale

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