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haha pun war hell yeah!

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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I don't give a lamb or a flock.

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to scared of the ram-ifications i guess
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I don't give a lamb or a flock.
Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.

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Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.
I'm not going for sheep laughs and ram a bad pun down your throat.

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Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.
That's much behtter.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

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He should have known only an expensive lambskin condom would be adequate protection. But at the drug store he just asked for a sheep generic brand.

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The chemist did ask if he wanted lambskin, but he said ''No way, that's why I need a condom."

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He should have known only an expensive lambskin condom would be adequate protection. But at the drug store he just asked for a sheep generic brand.
I herd that too.

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had Jesus on my toast this morning, he was delicious
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Whatta sick fuck.
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I don't wanna have mutton' to do with this.
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Bull shit
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Re: Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb

Wait a second. There's some weird mutation and people jump to the conclusion that someone was out boinking the sheep? I may not know much about biology, but I'm pretty sure that sheep and human DNA are incompatible and any union between the two would not produce any kind of offspring.

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