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View Poll Results: Which way does leng jai swing?
100% straight. All ladies. All the time. 8 18.18%
100% gay. Would love nothing more for Hassi to mount him 24/7 11 25.00%
Bi-sexual. Bats for both teams 9 20.45%
Asexual. No sex with anyone and reproduces with spores 16 36.36%
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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-26-2009, 11:07 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 47 (permalink) Old 12-26-2009, 11:10 PM
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Can't talk watching Gossip Girl.

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Haasexual!

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He is an atypical asexual atheist.

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Reproduces with spores that all grow into little Haasi's

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All of the above.

He is the man.

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All of the above.

He is the man.
None of the above.

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Chinese are asexual until they eat a tiger's penis.
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i've heard he can only get it up to the sound of haas's grunt

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Your boyfriend is adorable

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I wish he was my boyfriend

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Bi

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leng jai is sex, all orientations lead to him.
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