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In the spotlight : 2003

This thread promises to deliver.

I have received numerous requests to do a spotlight on myself thread, where everyone send in their questions and I answer.

The top 5 were;

1. Are you on any kind of medication? Answer: No.
2. Do you take any class A drugs? Answer: No.
3. Have you ever been laid? Answer: No.
4. Do you have a girlfriend or significant other? Answer: No.
5. Do you have any present employment? Answer: Yes.

Fire in any questions and i'll answer them truthfully for yall.

Fire away.
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Who are you?

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how old are you?

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Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?
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Question: Who are you?

Answer: My names is James. Surname withheld for privacy reasons.

Question: How old are you?

Answer: 20 years 6 months

Question: Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?

Answer: I thought most of them were pretty funny

People should lighten up and see the funny side. I get a lot of green reps for my humerous threads. If you can't laugh at your beloved game of tennis what can you laugh at! I bet Federer reads this forum all the time for shits and giggles.
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Do you think pro players read this forum?

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Are you a year?

If so, how is that possible?

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Did God give you a reason when he decided that you will have no brain?

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How do you cope being a New Zerlander? Is it simply a case of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
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Question: Do you think pro players read this forum?

Answer: Yes I do.

Question: Are you a year?

Answer: No I am not. 2003 represents what I felt was my best year to date.

Question: Did God give me a reason why he decided to give me no brain?

Answer: No, I guess you were simply luckier than I was.

Question: How do you cope with being a New Zealander?

Answer: Not well, I cant take it anymore and thats why I am moving to Australia very soon.
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Custom questions first:

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ok, I'll play along, here are a few.

1. Does your employment involve regular interaction with strangers?

2. Do you live alone?

3. What is the significance of "2003" as your nom de plume?

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Mischa, you are so Oprah
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Mischa, you are so Oprah
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