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In the Spotlight Har-Tru: cute.gif thread

The Har-Tru edition. Every post comes with extra cute.




1. Favourite country in Europe?

2. How many languages do you speak
a) fluently,
b) well enough, but grammar mistakes are more a rule than an exception,
c) could survive in the country, but there might be awkward situations which end up as an arrest for lewd and immoral behaviour. Of the gay kind. Don't want to be ambiguous here.

3. Do you like Tolkien? Why?

4. Which is the most exciting morphological unit for you personally?

5. How are you coping with Stan's marriage? Have you torn up all his photos yet?


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When did you realize you were gay?
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^^^

1. Spain or Germany? and best thing about each one.

2. Doggies or Kittehs?

3. Why not just admit that you really actually deep down inside love Frenchies?

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1. what is the best thing about France? (and you have to name something)
2. who is (or was) your favourite french tennis player?
3. what do you love about Stan?
4. what is your favourite song/book/film/show?
5. If you could visit anywhere in the world right now where would it be?
6. what's the best thing you've ever done?#

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1) Did JC kill the thread? (yes or yes?)
2) Ferrero or Ferrer?
3) Describe yourself in one word.
4) What's your all time favourite lolcat? You have to choose one.
5) Favourite quote?

"If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy, I could have won."
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Jose I miss my lolcats you

So here are my questions for you?

(1) If you were told you'd won the Euro Millions Lottery and could live in luxury for the rest of your life - providing you took French citizenship - would you do it?

(2) Did you enjoy your time living/working in the UK?

(3) Did you cry when Stan got married?

(4) If you had the chnce to play a competitive tennis match against one of the following - which one woul you choose and why?
a) Rafael Nadal
b) Stan Wawrinka
c) Radek Stepanek
d) Pat Rafter (in his prime)

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I love how only girls have posted in this thread.

brb have to take my stuff out of the washing machine.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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that's because you are a girl

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When did you realize you were gay?



1) You think Nicole is hot? Rate her from 1 to 10

2) Do you hate Argies?

3) Have you ever called an Argie "sudaca"?

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The Har-Tru edition. Every post comes with extra cute.




1. Favourite country in Europe?
Germany, but I like many and it's close.

Also, hate to be the vulgar guy here but that pic can be... you know... misinterpreted.

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2. How many languages do you speak
a) fluently,
As in better than b) and c), five. Spanish, Catalan (mother tongues), English, Italian and German. And French.






Just kidding.

No b).

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c) could survive in the country, but there might be awkward situations which end up as an arrest for lewd and immoral behaviour. Of the gay kind. Don't want to be ambiguous here.
I guess Polish will qualify here and then all the languages like French, Portuguese or Dutch where I can understand a bit and know the basic stuff.

I prefer to learn a language well than to know a bit from many languages.

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3. Do you like Tolkien? Why?
Yes, love him.

Guy was completely bananas but really did know how to create wonderful, fascinating, deep, bible-like stories. Also, he was an avid linguist and etymologist just like me (except a proper one). I think I'm the only person in the world whose favourite Tolkien book is The Silmarillion.

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4. Which is the most exciting morphological unit for you personally?
Wut this means?? What part of my body I like the most?

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5. How are you coping with Stan's marriage? Have you torn up all his photos yet?
Not well. I made a bonfire with all his photos and the returned love letters while I listened to Barbra Streisand and ate tons of chocolate wrapped up in a blanket.

[QUOTE=sunnysmydelite;9414376]^^^

1. Spain or Germany? and best thing about each one.[QUOTE]

Right now I go with Germany. Best things about Spain: weather, spontaneity, paella. Best things about Germany: organisation, sincerity, BEER.

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2. Doggies or Kittehs?
*Wosie cover your ears will you?*

Doggies.

I've never had a kitteh and would love to have one, but I just lurv goggies... they're just sweet and loving and cutefully stupid.

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3. Why not just admit that you really actually deep down inside love Frenchies?
I would rather spend the rest of the war on top of a ladder in the middle of no man's land smoking endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava.


Get Maya to explain this one to you.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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what dare Strunz!?
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Germany, but I like many and it's close.

Also, hate to be the vulgar guy here but that pic can be... you know... misinterpreted.
My nana warned me about you Spaniards...
Fine, I'll change it.


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Yes, love him.

Guy was completely bananas but really did know how to create wonderful, fascinating, deep, bible-like stories. Also, he was an avid linguist and etymologist just like me (except a proper one). I think I'm the only person in the world whose favourite Tolkien book is The Silmarillion.
No, you're not.


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Wut this means?? What part of my body I like the most?
I was just trying to give you a chance to wax poetically about language but okay, nevermind.


1. Favourite musical instrument to listen to?
2. Favourite Black Adder season?
3. Capt. Flashheart >>> Del Boy Trotter, y/n?
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, how genious was Rik Mayall?
5. Your favourite Spanish language book?
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1. what is the best thing about France? (and you have to name something)
There are good things in France (notice I didn't say about France).

Laetitia Casta takes the top spot. Most beautiful girl to ever exist.

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2. who is (or was) your favourite french tennis player?
The Magician.

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3. what do you love about Stan?
What do I NOT love about him?

Seriously now, I couldn't tell... when he's on and focused (once in a decade) he's the ideal baseliner to me. Also he plays strikingly like me, except I come in a lot more and he can play.

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4. what is your favourite song/book/film/show?
It changes a lot, but right now:

Song: The Promised Land by Bruce Springsteen (this is permanent actually).
Book: 1984 by Eric Arthur Blair.
Film: Das Leben der Anderen (The Lives of Others) by Random Young German Director With German-Sounding Name.
Show: Northern Exposure (this is also permanent).

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5. If you could visit anywhere in the world right now where would it be?
Tuff one... so many places. I guess Scarlett Johansson's bathroom.

OK seriously, Tasmania. Don't ask me why... I saw a documentary on wombats the other day... and it's not 4 below zero there now.

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6. what's the best thing you've ever done?#
I don't know...

I guess helping a friend two years ago when he had no one to trust him, despite the fact that I knew I'd get in trouble, and I did, I had only his word and he could have run away and left me basically with my clothes and pretty fucked up.

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2) Ferrero or Ferrer?
Argh tough one again! The two best products to ever come out of my area... I'll go with Ferrer but only because the memories of that last epic are still fresh.

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3) Describe yourself in one word.
French.






Dunno... I mean just one word... and I'm not gonna flatter myself. I'll go with uneasy.

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4) What's your all time favourite lolcat? You have to choose one.
Cause you made me choose one...





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5) Favourite quote?
Just one??? Argh you're a **** in the ****.

OK, if I had to choose one this would be it. I even considered tatooing this...

Fortes fortuna adiuvat ("Fortune favourt the brave").

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Jose I miss my lolcats you
Miss you too... sorry, been busy lately.

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(1) If you were told you'd won the Euro Millions Lottery and could live in luxury for the rest of your life - providing you took French citizenship - would you do it?
haha you're mean.

I guess I'll take the money, swallow the pride and say a piece of paper doesn't mean anything.

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(2) Did you enjoy your time living/working in the UK?
Absolutely not. It was the worst summer of my life for many reasons. Shit small village, evil co-workers, inhumane job (52 hours a week)... it was pretty bad.

But I'm a stubborn man and I knew I liked Britain, so I quit the job, took the money (the only good part of it) and went to travel around England with my best friend, who was also having a bad time in London. Then I came back several times when I had a Kentish gf and well, love the Isle.

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(3) Did you cry when Stan got married?
hehe no.

I almost cried when he lost to that fugly Scottish pusher Murray in Wimbledon though.

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(4) If you had the chnce to play a competitive tennis match against one of the following - which one woul you choose and why?
a) Rafael Nadal
b) Stan Wawrinka
c) Radek Stepanek
d) Pat Rafter (in his prime)
Wow tough question again... would love to face them all of course, but Nadal... well, we're products of the same school, I've faced many grinding physical defensive clay-courters already thank you. Stan... I would just stand there petrified and let the ball pass me without noticing. Steps, would love it but... Rafter, I'll take this one, cause he's one of the last true S&Vs and of the kind I liked: crafty, smooth, bold. And he S&V`d all the time, I'Ve never faced a complete S&Ver.

But hey look at this...


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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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Thanks for answering. Sorry they were painful, but they are the best answers to look at. Minimum diplomacy and really putting you under the spotlight.

I've had a bit of an impression that you like Roddick. Have you seen this?





What would you say back to that guy if you were Andy?

"If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy, I could have won."
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