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The real story behind Murray's split with his GF

There are quite a few rumours doing rounds regarding the Murray-Sears split. We unraveled the mystery behind it. According to some close sources, Murray's girlfriend discovered a bare truth in an intimate moment with him - 'AIDS' tattooed on Andy's ****. Sears reacted in fury and threw her cellphone at Murray's face violently. In an attempt to protect his teeth from that object, Murray put his hand up and covered his face, the phone struck his wrist quite hard and damaged it.



Andy shouted in pain and tried to convince her, "wait! ADIDAS! it's ADIDAS! let it expand!!!" but it was already too late as she had disappeared instantly.

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Your an idiot.

Edit:Why does your source link to some shit about Ditherless?, even though your using the Sun, the most unreliable paper in the world as your source :retard:

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I thought for sure this would be a Tiger Woods joke.

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Rumor has it that Tiger's one would've expanded into ADOLFO (ADI) DASSLER AG.
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About as funny as genital warts.
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Where's the punchline?

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An old joke. First version I heard was in Wales.

"What's that tatoo on your dick?''
''My birthplace.''
"There's no LUDO in Wales.''
''I was born in LLANDUDNO.''

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An old joke. First version I heard was in Wales.

"What's that tatoo on your dick?''
''My birthplace.''
"There's no LUDO in Wales.''
''I was born in LLANDUDNO.''
"WENDY" ----> "WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY"
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I'd hate to be there when the laughter stops.

Oh, wait...
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This is a poor spin on an old, old joke (I have heard variations on the Jamaica joke since I was ... well, old enough to listen to such jokes).
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honestly i din't know this was an old joke........i was going through tiger woods thread and felt like writing something like this.......but now it turned out to be a bad joke as you people already know something like this.......murray signed with adidas just recently before he split up with his gf, no?
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