Burrow  vs prima donna 
This is all Burrow. Prima Donna immediately at a handicap, as he insists on playing with a quill instead of a racquet. Burrow much the bigger ****. Could drive a train through this vagina of epic proportions.
theRAFA  vs. rubbERR 
I bleed from the eyes when I read a rubbERR post. Appropriate name, too. Wish his dad had worn one.
Everko  vvs. Foxy 
I like Everko's alien picture. This is enough to get Foxy the vote.
Black Adam  vs. aloimeh 
I think Pat Robertson might actually win this thing. Beat the shit out of me yesterday like I pissed in the holy water. I had a virus, though.
I'm championing Pat. Deserves it.
nadalsharapova  vs. Fahrenhajt 
Gotta go with the underdog here. Nadalsharapova, to use his words, is BY FAR the bigger fuckhead here.
Bilbo  vs. P. Antonius 
I ain't voting on this one. No problem with Bilbo and JM has been a doll lately...apart from when he tried to get out of the competition.
 Mellow Yellow vs. JolánGagó 
I know Mellow Yellow is a prick, but Gago has to take this. Few posters are more deserving of a roundhouse kick to the head than this guy. You just have to stand in awe of how much of a cock this guy is. He is to MTF what John Holmes was to porn: a monumental dick.
Tommy_Vercetti  vs. Start da Game
Derek Vinyard takes this one.